NINJA1 'Sup, ninja?

NINJA2 Nothin' much, what's crackin' with you, dog?

NINJA1 Just kickin' it. 'Ey, weren't you at that hang in last week.

NINJA2 Naw, ninja. Some punk ass ninja slashed my tires when I wasn't lookin' comin' out the bar. Dropped my sake runnin' after 'em, but the fool had crazy swiftness. I had to walk all the way through the Samurai neighborhood just to get to a pay phone.

NINJA1 Shit, ninja, your ass is lucky you didn't get sworded down.

NINJA2 So, what's up with that party, ninja? Pretty fly or what?

NINJA1 Shit ya, ninja. All the homies was there. Scorpion. Sub Zero. Even those mutant turtles.

NINJA2 That ninja, Scorpion was there?

NINJA1 Hell ya, ninja. Ninja had mad style.

NINJA2 You kiddin'? That ninja has been coppin' my style from day one.

NINJA1 Ninja! Stop frontin'

NINJA2 For real, ninja! I've been teleporting and throwing spears on ropes back when that ninja was throwing shurikens and calling himself fly.

NINJA1 You don't gotta lie to be down.

NINJA2 No, I don't, cause all the ninjas know, I'm for real, and that yellow punk is '.

NINJA1 Ninja, he can pull his face off and blow fire.

NINJA2 Whatever.

NINJA1 Whatever? Ninja, what the fuck can you do?

NINJA2 I don't need to pull body parts off to show that I'm down.

NINJA1 Naw, ninja, but the blowin' fire part's pretty fly.

NINJA2 You know what? I don't need to pull my face off or spit assid or nothin'. I can straight stealth kill any motha fucka. I'll go straight shank that ninja like it ain't no thing. No what I'm sayin'. I got crazy ninja skills. He won't even hear me comin' man.

NINJA1 You do that.

NINJA2 What? You think I won't! This is real for me, ninja! I do this shit every day! You don't know me, ninja! I kill people! They don't even hear it coming! You know what? Fuck Scorpion, ninja. Fuck Scorpion and fuck you and fuck any other bitch ass ninja who thinks they got more fly than me! I'm gonna go handle this ninja!

NINJA1 Whatever. You tell me how that goes, ninja. Since you so bad and all.

NINJA2 Peace!