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this was an English class task. we had the first line given to us, then we wrote a next line and passed it on. hilarious at the time. expect the odd. we were 16 at the time.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 01-23-04 - id: 1505773
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Male, 36, home-owner, recently relocated to Nuneaton. GSOH

Looking for male "companion" of any age.

Who enjoys sports and long walks on the beach. Must like animals.

Preferrably dark haired, attractive and open to experimentation and adventure.

Would like to meet and have fun. An interest in Banjos is required.

initially for friendship, possibly for fun and games later.

such as table-tennis and mini-snooker.

Enjoys cold pizza and loves socks.

but I really do have a GSOH.
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