MY ESSAY ON THE ALIENS

The Aliens sent me a code. It was a strange code. This is what it said:

To whom it may concern:

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Thank-you

I tore up the letter like I it was....a....a letter of defeat. And let me tell you readers....I HATE BEING BEATEN BY SOME STUPID ALIEN TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, it's not really mine, but who cares?

7 February 2050

I was just being a normal kid with the name of, Joe Keensmith, and I have a dog with two puppies. My mom is weird, my dad is dead, my brother had an accident on the roof. I'm the only sane person in my family.
But not until they came. They put me in the mental place until I was crawling toward my coffin. I was going insane. But my sanity rubbed off and my mom is now sane. Well, until they came back for her. This is how it started. (By the way, I'm talking to meself. Yeah, I'm British. And yeah, I'm insane. Didn't I tell ye?)

My mom was outside jumping around when an alien spaceship crashed on her dog and smashed it. The ramp fell and crushed my dad. My mom screamed as the aliens blew up the house and took my mom. It was over in three seconds.

In space

My mom learned a lot by being terriozed by the aliens. She learned how advance their technology was and how they plan on destroying world.
"We plan on destroying the world!"

I was so shocked that I ran into a pole. I woke up and saw my house on fire. I passed out again.

"I want my mommy!" My mom yelled as the Aliens did tests on her.

I ran around in circles as my head was bleeding. I didn't know what to do. I knew Aliens had taken her. Why did I know that? Because. I'm just a kid with an imagination. I had to get up there. So I built a spaceship.

My mom screamed some more. Then a rocket crashed into the side of the Alien spaceship. I got out and blasted the two Aliens. I blew the smoke away from the muzzle. Then I puked.
"Mom! I'm Joe Keensmith! I'm here to rescue you!"
"Joe! I am your father!" I spun around and saw the advance technology of human armor. Joe took out an advance technology sword.
"Charge you mother fu-"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You'll never catch me alive!" I ran for it. The Darkness, as he calls himself, (bursts out laughing), followed. My mom screamed. I took out my advance technology gun ray thingy and blasted the Darkness away.
"Don't worry, mom! I killed my wanna be daddy!" I cut my mom loose and spun around. I saw information on how the aliens plan to take over the world.
"Mommy! Look! These guys plan on taking over the world!" My mom read the information.
"I see," Mom said.
"Mom?! You read Alienese?!"
"Yeah. Duh." She said.

The spaceship crashed in the house next door and we got out. The people trapped inside were screaming bloody murder.
"Sorry I yelled. I don't have my driver's licenses yet!" I yelled. I stopped and looked at the fleet of space ships.
"It's Pearl Harbor all over again!" I looked at my sis and picked up her up and stuffed her into the trash can.
"I'll man the AA guns!" I ran off and my mom stopped me.
"What are those?"
"Antiaircraft! They are advance technology!"
"Okay honey. I'll stay here and clean up. Be home by dinner!" I manned the guns and started shooting them down. I ran out of ammo and I captured a spaceship. I chased these suckers to outerspace.
I had the window open and I heard the scream "help" in hundreds of different languages. I shut the window and fired shot the aliens down. I crashed back down to Earth but this time I landed on my other neighbor's house. Don't worry they didn't see it coming.
"Sorry! I'm still practicing!" I ran home and.....

8 November 2050

".........I defeated them. I was awarded a medal and got to see the president." The Mental people of course didn't believe me so the threw me back into my room. I don't care if you don't believe me. I told you I was crazy.