Author: Time To Change PM
kettle- a poem on kettle (not true at all)Rated: Fiction K - English - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 01-29-04 - id: 1511103
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Author's note: Although this uses my second to best friends nickname (a name she doesn't like for some reason) it is not based on her.
Kettle, Kettle is so bad
Kettle, Kettle really is mad
I ate Kettle oh such a lot
Because her face is one big dot
Kettle, Kettle is such a freak
She is really such a geek
Drastic measures must be taken
If she knew this she would be shaken
She is really such a prick
And she likes sucking dick!