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YAY FOR PURPLE! parts 1 & 2 now up
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A piece of paper. A lime. Innocent enough on their own, but when combined, they become PAPER CUTS AND CITRUS JUICE please r/r
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 04-22-04 - Published: 02-11-04 - id: 1522664
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YAY FOR PURPLE

Jimmy stepped into the empty hallway. The chase was on.

Jimmy pulled a lime out of one of his pockets and a piece of paper out of the other. He span around and faced Sir Argh-Alot.

Jimmy threw the pice of paper at Arghalots hand, giving him multiple paper cuts. Next, the lime hit his hand woth force, splitting open and seeping into the papercut, most deadly of all wounds, especially with citrus involved.

Then he died.

YAY! Said jimmy.

And the author went to hell for writing such a bad story. I just had to use paper cuts SOMEWHERE!
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