YAY FOR PURPLE II:
PLZ READ AND REVIEW AFTER YOU FINISH READING.. I will r/r back to ALL
Jimmy was cornered. Sir Argh-Quite-Sufficiently was moving in slowly,
taking in every moment, as each second intensified the fear Jimmy felt.
Suddenly, Jimmy moved his hand and out of his pocket pulled a banana. Sir
Argh-Quite-Sufficiently recoiled, remembering his grandfathers demise at
the hand of a lime.
So, they stood, deadlocked. Jimmy with his banana, and Sir Argh-Quite-
Sufficiently with a weapon I probably should have made up earlier. "Oh what
a sticky situation I have put myself in" said the author. "Hmm," he
continued, "Maybe I should just make one up for the readers now. I think I
shall, considering I made my mind up to ages ago, and this crap is just a
filler because I know I can't make this story long enough."
So, with that, Sir Argh-Quite-Sufficiently gained two Uzis and a bazooka,
with which he promptly blasted Jimmy out of the sky. Or so he thought!
Unbeknownst to both of them, Jimmy was holding the magic banana of
protection! So, he stabbed Sir Argh-Quite-Sufficiently with the tip, and
then a found some lemon seeds, and used his magic banana to make them grow
really fast, then he picked the biggest, juiciest one, slashed it open on
four sides and JAMMED it through the cut in Sir Argh-Quite-Sufficiently's
body. Sir Argh-Quite-Sufficiently then exploded like Smith (Weaving) in The
Matrix, except it was all purple, instead of green, to which all the
readers exclaimed Hooray, finally an explanation for the ludicrously stupid
title! And then they all cheered and hoisted Jimmy and The Author onto
their soliders, and then they went back to a party, where they all got
And they all lived happily ever after.
Except Jimmy, who died later, at the party. Damn drugs.
Actually, it sort of ruins the moral. Oh well.