Shoes , Frito , and Cheeto burgers.

12:30 am Monday

My journal has been neglected for so long the pages splot with ink when you press the pen down oh well I managed not to be attacked by the gremlin that lives in my yard aka monster boy my neighbor derekk he likes attacking me and taking anything I'm holding so he can later bury it in my backyard, why I have no idea and your guess is as good as mine. I'm wearing my favorite jeans their green and I love them green jeans you can't find them much these days. My white shirt has holes all over the back but that's not a problem for me I mean that's going to want to get a peek of my back? It's not as bad as when my tube top slipped off in archery camp last summer. Nothing is worse than that anyways my name is Dans I was named Danny and I still have no idea why maybe I was sup post to be a guy? Who knows wait I know who my parents duh maybe I should go ask them. maybe later I'm entertaining myself and once I break out of that I've lost the thought forever. Plus their probably sleeping in again ever since derekk got my dads robe last Saturday when he was getting the mail he rarely steps outside before one am. Humm I smell eggs must be my brother benj I'll smell them burning in a second. I sent a letter to the address 123 Fake Street New Orleans, LO and I actually got a reply how amazing! Dear Danny, Don't ever send a letter to this address again; do you think we don't get enough prank mail? My daughter flabs wants to say that you are not a good person and that prank mail should be a felony don't do this again.
Thank you pig,
Fritz Creamers HA me a pig what kind of person names there kid flabs? And I used to have a dog names fritz I think it was a little mental it used to bark at trees, me being the child I was always thought a troll lived in the tree and fritz was barking at it, but in reality it was derekk eyeing my new Nike's he seemed to think they would look much funnier buried and covered in mud thanks derekk that just made my day wonderful ugh. Anyways I want to go back to sleep before Hannah calls her calls are always hours long and usually blabbing on and on about "Frino" who was the exchange student at our school who spoke no English and drooled on himself but she seemed the think he was the most important person to talk about and the most interesting "His drool is so shiny and clear!" she would say 2 times in a conversation I would just turn on my "The Used" cd and dance with the headset bobbing and if it fell off all I had to do is pick it up and go "yeah I know its amazing" I once dried my hair and brushed my teeth before she noticed I wasn't listening. Well I better leave bye. Why am I saying bye... oh well.

4:30 pm I've been on the phone with Hannah for about ever since I woke up at 2:30 she's still talking. today's subject how she's going to marry Frino I better let her talk because if I interrupt her she'll murder me. Oops ok I'm going to die now... I accidentally called him Frito she's probably coming over here right now to hold me down until I say he's the greatest dude on earth. Personally I got my eye on this boy Joel he's soo cute I see him at the pool a lot too bad he doesn't even know I exist. Oh well anyways I need to go warn my household that a very mad Hannah is coming so we can tape the doors closed and board the windows my mom calls Hannah our own little "hurricane" So bye.

5:00 pm I managed to push Hannah out the door before she started yelling also thank marshmallows for window locks jeez. Now its time for me to call my actual friend Kayla she's a little weird I mean she can make pants for crazy day and afterwards wear them to school anyways. She's really cool and I need to call her ok so I'm gonna go do that bye.

5:30pm Kayla is coming over in a minute I just got to find my camo flip flops. I can't find the left one where did it go? Ugh just great THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE FLIP-FLOPS gurr ok ill just wear my "super boots" there like 4 inches tall and look really cool with my checkered pants I better find those too. So ill come back after we go to the store.

6:30 pm Kayla had to go home early we went to the park and I managed to walk out the door without getting tackled by derekk but he took Kayla's feather boa so I'm going to have to hunt him down tomorrow. wait what's there to hunt I just have to walk outside. Well we were at the park and there were all these little kids with walkie talkies and little camo helmets it was so cute! But one of them has the biggest crush on Kayla he was fallowing us around for the rest of the day. Them all wearing camo. Made me think of my lost flip flop I MISS MY SHOE . Now I'm going to start digging up my back yard because derekk probably just buried it.

7:45pm I was digging up my yard for the past hour it looks like a graveyard back there I came into the house welcomed by the smell of burning cheeseburgers Benj'es specialty. Ooo now I smell burning French fries I don't know why he doesn't give up cooking but I mean you can live with his food some of it is actually good like burnt hamburgers and burnt grilled cheese yummm. I'm going to search my closet for my shoe. If I don't find it I'm going to walk around with one shoe until I find it or my mom buys me new ones. Bye.

8:00pm Nope didn't find it now I got to go to band practice not school band MY band its really cool so I need to go spray my hair blue and spike it up the town board is going to watch us play today. Bye again

9:00 pm Back from band practice everyone was asking me why I only had one shoe well IM PROTESTING AGINST SHOE STEALERS! Derekk didn't see me walk out amazing I didn't want to have to fight for my guitar wearing only one shoe then fall and have to go dig up my guitar. Ok I need sleep before benj starts making his midnight cheeto burgers.

11:30 am Tuesday I had a dream my shoe was chasing me and I went to go search for it I threw some cookies out my window to keep derekk busy while I slipped outside. He was busy picking charred spots out of them( yes benj cooked them) I started riding my bike to the town lost and found thing and I saw Joel across the street poor me I was staring and crashed my bike into a light pole. Then sat there hoping he didn't see me fall. I got halfway there when I saw the little camo boys again they were tossing around a flip flop ,a camo flip flop, MY FLIP FLOP! So I jumped off my bike almost fell into the ditch while doing this and almost tackled the boy who likes Kayla who was now holding it. I grabbed it out of his hand a put it on my bare foot NOW I HAD BOTH OF THEM! Yay I asked him why he had my shoe he said that 3 days ago I was saying goodbye to Kayla and he saw derekk grab something and run to the back of the house he waited and then unburied it he thought it was Kayla's and he was going to add it his collection (yes he has a collection, why? Because he LOVES KAYLA!) But then he saw my PuNkiE star on the bottom and was going to bring it back to me he was following us around so he could look and see if the PuNkiE star on my backpack matched the star on my shoe. He ended with I simple "sorry Dans " I accepted and walked home then I called Kayla and told her and she responded with an "OH MY GOSH WHAT A FREAK!" Then we stopped talking on the phone and I walked to the kitchen for some OJ that was full of seeds buts it's still really good as long as you don't swallow and choke on the seeds. Well that's my story of my freaky shoe incident until next time peace, love, and cheeto burgers.