Evil Lint…2

My little evil lint,

Playing with the blender,

It’s cute little face so furry and tender.

Little antennas dangle in its cute little face,

Tonight it decided to have some fun and scope out my place.

The knives were boring,

It’s played with them before,

This time it wanted to try out the blender,

I had just purchased from the store.

It jumped on the little buttons and squished its little nose,

Somehow, I felt cold and I couldn’t feel my toes!

I heard the whirring of a motor and then intense pain,

I seen it’s evil little smile as it pulsed my toes again.

A/N:  I figured, what the hell…