People bitch and moan

Continuously drone

Whine about their pathetic life

And publish their meaningless strife

I couldn’t care less if you were dying

I don’t care if your boyfriend beat you up

If you promise not to write another poem

I’ll buy you a drink and thank god for my luck

I didn’t come here to cry

And I really don’t know why

People want to show their pain

Squander away all fun

Even though their lives have just begun

I can’t tell you how to live

My opinion is inconsequential

But perhaps you’d like life better

If you’d look at the bright side of life

And for the love of god

Put down the knife

(Poem in a nutshell: SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD DAMN IT! YOU’RE LIFE ISN’T THAT BAD.)

People have been saying in their reviews that I shouldn't "wiz on people's feelings." Well, that's what I do. Plus, a lot of people around here greatly exagerate how horrible their lives are. It's just something teenagers tend to do. So that's the point of the poem. Stop bitching because I enjoy making fun of people. It's what I do. I'm a humorist. :-)