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Author: Piper Reeder
Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Reviews: 10 - Published: 02-18-04 - Updated: 02-18-04 - id:1529018
A/N: I'm in class right now with my stupid, evil teacher, Mr. Roney. He's an ass. So instead of doing me work I'm typing this. I'm typing it randomly to show me friend how to upload on this site.

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Dani walked across campus, eating ice cream. Her boyfriend Will was walking by her side, eating a donut. They got to the tree where they hung out at and sat down on the dirt.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" Came a scream as Jack ran up behind them and jumped on top of Dani.

"Jack, I'll kill you!" Dani yelled, running after Jack and crashing right into Liz.

"My turn!" Liz yelled, choking Dani.

"Um.." Said Will, eating the last bite of the donut. "I befriend you why?"

"Because you love me!" Dani said, falling over on the ground.

"Exactly," Said Magic, walking over to Will and climbing up into the tree.

"Magic!" Said Will. "I haven't seen you for a while, you've been hanging out with those band nerds."

"Don't dis me band nerds, William, or I'll release that ass-kicken girl power on you."

"I apologize." Will whispered.

"I'm not the jealous type," Said Dani, "But WHO IS SHE?"

"His brain." Said Magic, climbing higher into the tree.

"Exactly" Said Andy, running over and jumping in the tree.

"You monkey!" Yelled Liz.

"Hi," Said Heather, who is sitting at the computer next to me and just wanted to say that.

"Suuuuuuure.." Said everybody, looking strangely at Heather.

"Bye.." She muttered, leaving. Then the pink cows came out and started doing a little dance.

"Get down, cows!" Yelled Jack, dancing with them.

But then the cows stared dancing too fast and the ground started to shake and the earth started to split apart. Then Little Foot came and said that they had to get to The Great Valley. Everyone agreed and set out on a huge journey to get there with a bunch of dinosaurs, which is weird, because they weren't in that time period. Then they were in the fifties and they all started drinking Pepsi Cola. So they ran through a bunch of time warps trying to get to The Great Valley. They lost Will, Magic, Andy, Liz, and Jack on the way. So Dani was stuck with a bunch of dinosaurs forever. Sucks for her.

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A/N: Look at that, now I can show her how to upload! I hope you didn't just read that, because it's really there for no reason. Farewell!



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