I'm going to be stranded on an island
So whom should I bring?
He's got to be cute and funny
And it would help if he could sing

Heather has considered all the options
And she thinks she's found the best
Because she can't think of anyone more qualified
Than the gorgeous Shane West

Elizabeth however, doesn't like to wait
And she wants a guy who's great and not just good
So the guy that she chooses to take
Is the hottie Elijah Wood

Carley's talented at finding guys
She's got one of the best there is to get
Because somehow she managed to snag
The adorable Josh Hartnett

Kelly's got a guy
Completely unknown to me
Because I've never heard of
Noah Wiley

Carley and Heather's children
Will marry and have babies
And with this growing army
They'll rule the seven seas

Kelly and Elizabeth want no part
In these highly communist actions
They'd rather be alone
Secluded away from most human interactions

Heather wants to build a bridge
So that all can communicate
But whether or not to start this project
Is still up for debate

Maybe one day it'll come true
And these four will live their island fantasy
But if not I'm afraid that they'll all
Be locked away for their idiosyncrasy