Okay, I’m gonna try to keep a whole bunch of quotes that come straight from the odd minds of my friends, classmates and me. Straight to you from Wentzville MO.

“I can’t think outside the box, I can’t even think inside the box”- Jimmy G.

“Good morning sunshine!” –Laura and Mallory M. An opening of a deranged message they left on my cell phone as a result of making failed Shirley Temples, caffeine, and staying up too late. (You must wait for the next chapter for the whole message.

“Imagine if Eyore went on Prozac and Tigger went on Riddlyn” – Me in a very strange discussion between me Annika E. and Amber C. in drama class.

“Join my taking over the world guild”- Mallory M. to me

“How could you, you stupid red-headed bastard”- Leslie S. to me when Josh told her a story in which I apparently cheated on my girlfriend (which I did not!)

“You need to practice being gay”- Amber C. to me in drama class.

“D-I-E. What does that spell? DIE!” – Leslie S. at the speech meet.

“They don’t sell dildos” – Leslie S. Also at the speech meet. We were discussing Wal-Mart and she quickly ended the conversation with that little quote.

“Together we won’t suck”- Beau W. At a meeting for soccer, plagiarizing the football team’s slogan “Together we can.”

“May I call u shallow Hal?” –Me to my friend when he was telling me a story about him meeting this girl on the net and finding out she was a fat ugly freak.

“Those kids should just giver those damn Trix to the rabbit” – Jason K. being really random

“I have a feeling I’m not going to care.” – Mallory M. about something Mr. A was talking about in science class.

“This is so interesting…not” – Me about what else? Science class.

“Just when you thought there was no way you could get anymore bored… It’s time for Science class.” – Me. Are you beginning to realize how boring my Science class is?

“I couldn’t tell from the prefix.” – Mallory M. when Mr. A was saying something in science about the preC-something age. He told us that it meant before the C-something age.

“What does that mean? Does a human have to get with an ape?” – Chad G. about the missing link Lucy who was sort of half ape/half human.

“Would you like some rubber ding-a-lings?” – Laura W. wrote this and I just felt inclined to keep it. Apparently, there is a very funny story behind it, but I could not learn about it between all the giggling.

ON FEBRUARY, FIDAY THE THIRTEENTH:

(I asked this to a lot of people, but only one laughed, so I’m going to use her name.)

Me: Guess what day it is?

Sarah F.: Friday the Thirteenth?

Me: No. It’s the day before Valentines Day, you pessimist.

(I thought it was funny. Leave me alone)

“When I’m older, I’m going to look back on this and laugh at you.” – Me to Lynda when we were talking about how good/bad it is to be a freshman in High School.

“Buster, there is nobody on and the computer is being stupid.” – Me talking to my dog about there being no one to talk to on the internet and the fact that my internet is messed up.

“My pen’s a gymnast.” – Me making my pen do flips off the desk in Science class.

“We tried to report them for good driving…but you can’t do that.” – Tash talking about calling the phone number on the back of semi-trucks that say ‘How am I driving?’

“Im not anti-social, but the world is anti-me.” – Mallory M. being really random.

“Think of the French Revolution as the Enlightenment on crack.” – Mr. Kaiman talking about the French revolution and making fun of the French at the same time.

“Never stretch while holding a calculator.”- Me, giving words of wisdom to my friends after a horrible incident in English.