Saturday, 6/26, 3:40 pm, den

What exactly falls under the category of cruel and unusual punishment? Just how cruel or unusual does the punishment have to be to be considered illegal? If the punishment isn’t exactly meant to be a punishment, but it seems like it is because it’s so evil, can you still take it up in court?

Well if that’s a yes, then I am definitely doing that. I’ll hire a lawyer and take up my parents in court.

I mean, I can’t even believe I’m here. Four months ago, I never expected my summer to go like this. Not in New Jersey alone with my dad. Their divorce ruined my life. Ok, not my life, but it definitely ruined my summer. Who does that damn judge think he is saying that I have to spend my summers with my dad?! Ok, newsflash: I DON’T WANT TO BE HERE!! I don’t want to be in the Jersey Shore away from all my friends. Away from my beautiful drumset! I’m going to DIE for two months without my drums!! But at least I managed to smuggle a few of my favorite CDs. Only forty though, doesn’t that suck? I really need an Ipod.

I am so planning an escape from this place. Maybe steal Dad’s Porsche and drive three hours back to New York. Yeah, I’m gonna do it. Right after dinner… Ok, ok, I don’t have the guts to steal his Porsche. I admit it. I don’t even know how to drive, let alone drive a stick. They should really change the driving age to 15. That would so rock!

Anyways, back to reality… My temporary new home is on Seaman Avenue. Yes, the street is actually called that! That is so embarrassing… But it’s only a few blocks away from the beach, so that’s pretty cool. If Kat was here, we’d definitely be picking up some hot surfer guys. Or some hot skater guys. Or some hot rock guys. But oh that’s right… SHE’S NOT!! She’s not here; Mandy’s not here; Kristin’s not here; Steve’s not here. It’s just me, Hayley. All my best friends are three hours away. If I had a sister or even a brother to hang-out with, I wouldn’t be so bad off. Would it have been so hard for Dad to get Mom pregnant one more time? Ewww, scary picture going through my head right now…

Ugh, I’m gonna be bored outta my mind for two months!! My life sucks!

TOP REASONS WHY I ALREADY HATE MY SUPPOSED “LIFE”

1. Tyson Ritter, the god from the All-American Rejects, is not my boyfriend.

2. I don’t have a boyfriend.

3. I have never had a boyfriend.

4. I have virtually no boobs.

5. I have a huge nose

6. I am really short.

7. I am a virgin.

That about covers it… This is gonna be a long ass summer.