Love: It Can Be A Deceptive Bitch!

Jabo had a smile on his face, as he walked over to a table. In his hand, he was carrying a bottle of champagne. He sat down at a table, and looked across it to see Laura.

"Finally," said Jabo "an evening to ourselves!"

"Yeah! said Laura with a smile as Jabo filled her glass. "It's great once in a while just to take a break!"

"You said it!" said Jabo, as he poured champagne into his own glass. He took a few sips out of the glass, then stood up and walked over to Laura. "Oh Laura! I have to tell you that I..." All of a sudden James and Gordon ran through the doors, and up to Jabo and Laura.

"Some Major Shit!" said James out of breath.

"What?" asked Jabo

"There's a militia out for our blood!" said James

"Well," said Jabo as he loaded a clip into his M16 "let's take these motherfuckers out!" As the group came out, the militia encircled them.

"Jabo," said the head of the militia "you and your colleagues are sentenced to die, by order of the government Operation: Crying Freeman." The militia began opening fire, Jabo began firing from his M16, killing any militia member he pointed the gun at. Laura and James were also killing

militia members my means of weaponry, Gordon as usual was, using his brute strength over weapons. With all the members of the militia dead, Jabo walked over to the militia leader.

"You do not deserve to die this way!" said Jabo holding up his M16. He stored it away, and pulled out his Samurai sword. As he stood in front of the militia leader, a figure from the rooftops had Jabos head in the crosshair.

"Are you ready to die?" the militia leader asked Jabo

"What the fuck are you talking about?" yelled Jabo

"Oh you'll find out!" said the militia leader "NOW!"

A shot was heard, and Jabo fell face forward, blood seeped from his head.

"JABO!" yelled Laura, as she ran over to his body. "Jabo?" yelled Laura as she shook Jabos body, Jabo did not move. Laura stood up, screamed, than looked over at the militia leader. "YOU DID THIS!" yelled Laura as she held up her handgun. She pointed the gun at the militia leader, and pulled back the hammer.

The militia leader spoke, "Wait I..." Laura pulled the trigger, and killed the militia leader. She walked over to Jabos body, and kneeled in front of it. James and Gordon walked up and stood behind Laura.

"C'mon," said Gordon "let's bury him as he is!"

Laura, James, and Gordon took Jabos body, and buried it in a nearby cemetery.

***

The next morning James, Gordon, and Laura walked over to the cemetery, where they buried Jabo.

"What are we supposed to do now?" asked James "We don't have a leader!

"I'll be the leader!" said Gordon "I might not be as good a leader as Jabo, but..." Gordon paused.

"What is it Gordon?" asked Laura

"Jabos grave!" said Gordon "ITS BEEN DUG UP!"

"Dug up?" said Laura "What about his body?" Gordon looked in the open hole in the ground.

"It's gone!" said Gordon "His weapons too!"

"Who the fuck would do this?" asked James

"Isn't it obvious?" said Laura "it's that fucking militia group, they just don't know when to stop!" Gordon looked over at the group, and cracked his knuckles.

"Well," said Gordon "as Jabo would say...let's get those motherfuckers!" As the group left the cemetery, a figure could be seen in the shadows of some trees. The figure watched the group leave, then the sound of a clip being loaded into a gun could be heard.

***

James,Gordon, and Laura had been searching for hours, and could find no sign of the militia group anywhere.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" yelled James "Where the fuck are

they?"

"It seems as though they just disappeared!" said Gordon

"Didn't they say they were out for all our blood?" asked Laura

"Yeah!" said Gordon "Then why haven't they come to try to finish us off?"

"Man!" said James "this shit's too confusing, I gotta toke up!" James pulled out a joint, and lit it up.

"I gotta ask you James," said Gordon "where the fuck do you get all those?"

"Oh, I got my connections!" said James, in between puffs.

"Look!" said Laura "This is no time to be talking abut your marijuana connections, we have to find that militia group. So we can find out what they did with Jabos body"

"Oh forceful!" said James "I like that in a woman!"

Laura walked over to James, and brought her knee up. It met with James crotch, James fell on the ground in pain.

"You finished?" asked Laura

"Yeah!" said James in a weak higher pitched voice.

"So what's our plan Gordon?" asked Laura

"Well," said Gordon "I think we should split up, we'll probably find that militia group a lot faster!"

"Sounds like a plan!" said Laura. As the group broke off to search individually, the figure was seen once again. He watched James, and then began to walk in that direction.

James was walking down a narrow alley, he walked through it a bit, when he heard a noise. He pulled out his handguns. "WHO'S THERE?" yelled James, there was no response. "Look," said James if there's some motherfucker in this alley, I suggest you show your ugly assed face, and maybe I won't kill ya!" James then started hearing laughter. "Oh you think this is funny asshole?" said James "SHOW YOURSELF!" A figure jumped down from a fire escape, and stood in front of James. The figure was wearing a mask to cover his face. James began shooting at his assailant, the figure kept dodging his shots. The figure pulled out a Samurai sword, and ran at James. "You motherfucker, you took Jabos sword!" said James. The figure knocked James on the ground, and held the tip of the sword at James throat. "Fine kill me asshole! Mister, I'm too chicken shit to take off my mask!" said James. The figure pulled off its mask. "YOU!" said James, as the sword was pushed into his neck.

"Wonder how James is doing with the search?" Gordon asked himself, as he entered an abandoned warehouse. He looked around, "shit!" he said "This would be a perfect place for a militia to hide out. Gordon walked around the warehouse, when he heard a noise. Gordon pulled out his shotgun, "WHO'S THERE?" he yelled. There was silence. Gordon heard the sound of a chain, and turned around. He saw a figure throw a large metal hook with a chain attached to the ceiling at him. Gordon narrowly dodged it, then began firing shells from his shotgun. He heard a sound of pain. "Ha!" he thought to himself "Must have got him!" Gordon then heard the sound of a gun on a metal railing. Shots were heard, Gordon looked up to see the shots coming from the rafters. "Who the fuck is that?" Gordon thought to himself, As he hid behind a large stack of crates. After a few minutes, the shots stopped. "He must have to reload!" said Gordon. Gordon stepped out from behind the crates, shotgun in hand, and aimed it at the rafters. A single shot was heard, and Gordon was shot in the shoulder. "Ah! Motherfucker had a handgun as well!" Gordon thought to himself. Gordon heard the noise of a clip being loaded into the weapon. "LISTEN ASSHOLE!" yelled Gordon "THIS CAN'T GO ON FOREVER, YOU'RE GONNA EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF AMMO!" The onslaught of bullets from the mysterious assailant continued. "Look!" said Gordon "All we want is

Jabos body back!" The firing stopped momentarily, and laughter could be heard. "Oh you want something to laugh about?" asked Gordon "I'll give ya something to laugh about!" Gordon came out from behind the crates, and began firing from his shotgun. The figure was gone from the

rafters. "What the fuck?" said Gordon. Shots were heard, and the bullets entered Gordons body. After several shots, Gordon fell to the ground, rapidly losing his blood. "Wh...who the fuck are you?" said Gordon weakly. The figure pulled off its mask. "Holy Shit!" said Gordon "but yo.." The figure then emptied the rest of the clip into Gordons chest. The figure picked up Gordons shotgun, and stored it with James handgun and Jabos sword. The figure left the warehouse, and headed towards Laura.

"I'm never gonna find his body!" Laura said angrily, as she walked down side streets "I wonder it Gordon and James are having any better luck." Laura turned a street and found a figure standing in front of her. "Who are you?" asked Laura. The figure said nothing "Oh god, where are James and Gordon when ya need them?" said Laura. The figure went into an alleyway, and pulled out James and Gordons lifeless corpses. "Oh God!" said Laura, as she placed her hand over her mouth. "WHO ARE YOU, YOU SICK FUCK?" yelled Laura. The figure walked right up to Laura, and made a motion with its hands for her to take off the mask. Laura lifted up the mask, and saw the face underneath. It was Jabo!" "JABO! BUT WHY? HOW? YOU...YOU WERE KILLED!" yelled Laura

"Not likely!" said Jabo "you see it was all faked. The bullet in my brain, the militia leader, even the militia group."

"But...but they said they were part of Operation: Crying Freeman!"

"Operation: Crying Freeman is bullshit!" said Jabo "I took that name from a Japanese anime movie!"

"But why kill James and Gordon?" asked Laura

"Oh come on!" said Jabo angrily "Didn't you have just enough of them? They seemed to always get in my way, even with things very important to me!"

"But why?" asked Laura

"Because I wanted to be with you!" said Jabo "Just the

two of us!"

"Jabo!" said Laura. Jabo brought his lips to Lauras, and they locked themselves in a deep passionate kiss, that seemed to go on forever.

***

Laura sat up and looked to her side, the digital alarm clock read 4:00AM. Laura looked around, on a couch there was James sleeping. Gordon was lying on another bed, and Jabo was

sleeping in a cot. Laura went to the edge of her bed, kissed Jabo on the forehead, then went back to her bed and went to sleep. A small smile appeared on Jabos lips as he turned himself over.

The End