Forgetful
Today is Valentine's Day?
Oh no, it can't be today.
I almost forgot.
Maybe I should be shot.
"Of course I got a card for you.
Heh, heh, heh, it's all pretty too.
Let me just go get it.
I'm sure you'll like it every bit.
It's at my house, I'll be right back.
I'll just go grab it," off a store rack!
I have to rush.
Cause I forgot, but that's hush hush.
"I'm back now hooray!
I got you this lovely card that says,'Happy Wedding Day'?"
Oh man, I'm dead now.
"Please don't have a cow!
I think I'll just go,
It's for the best you know.