Clash Of The Crazies

A Crossover Story

On the darkened streets, bright lights could be seen coming from a building. There was a party going on inside, inside were rich people living in Niagara Falls. From the shadows, came the sound of a striking match. A figure from the shadows brought the match up to the joint he had in his mouth. He waved his hand downwards and another figure ran up to the building, placed an object in front of it, pressed some buttons, and ran back into the shadows. Thirty seconds later the object exploded, frightened people began running out of the building. From the shadows, the sound of a chainsaw could be heard. Out of the shadows came seven people, each carrying a weapon. The figure with the chainsaw walked right up to the people, with his group following

behind.

"Good evening everybody!" said the figure "I would like to introduce myself, but I find it would be pointless!"

"Now just a moment!" said a rich man in an angry voice "I..." The figure with the chainsaw drove it through the mans stomach, and lifted him in the air. As he reved up the chainsaw, blood from the man splattered all over, including the figures face.

"Alright everyone!" said the figure, as he dropped the rich man onto the ground "Let's slice us some rich meat!" The group ran at the rich people weapons ready.

***

"Sad But True" by Metallica could be heard, as the Hummer drove into Niagara Falls.

"Ah! Niagara Falls!" said James

"Yeah!" said Laura "the honeymoon capital of the world"

"Who gives a fuck about that?" said James "I'm here for the casino" The group got out of the Hummer and walked over to a railing to look at the falls.

"Isn't that beautiful?" Laura asked Jabo. Laura noticed that Jabo seemed to be staring off into space "JABO!" said Laura. Jabo looked over at Laura

"What?" asked Jabo

"Isn't it beautiful?" asked Laura

"Isn't what beautiful?" asked Jabo

"The falls!" said Laura "What the hell's going on in that head of yours?"

"I don't know!" said Jabo "I just have this strange feeling!"

"I see!" said Laura, as they all got back into the Hummer and went to look for a hotel to stay in.

At a run down apartment, people in one of the rooms were talking.

"That was a good night!" said the one figure as he put down his axe.

"You said it!" said another figure, who placed down a machete. As the figures came into one of the rooms, they placed their weapons down. When everyone was in, on the floor near the door there was an axe, a machete, knives, homemade bombs, electrical weapons such as a homemade taser,

a bow with arrows doused in gasoline, and finally a chainsaw.

"Well!" said a figure "Tomorrow will be even better!"

***

"Take a look at this!" said Jabo as he handed the newspaper to Laura "I tell ya, this world's fucked up!" Laura looked at the paper, the headline read: MANY RICH PEOPLE DEAD IN BLOODY MASSACRE

"My god!" said Laura as she read the article "those are quite graphic deaths"

"Well let's go" said Jabo, as the group walked out of the hotel. Meanwhile at the run down apartment, the other group was getting ready to leave.

"Alright let's go!" said one of the figures, as he picked up his chainsaw

"Ah daytime murders!" said another figure "I love it!"

As the figures left the apartment, a figure came could be seen on the ledge on a building close to the apartment. The figure had a sniper rifle in hand, the figure loaded it up

and climbed on to the roof.

"FUCK!" yelled James, as he came out of the casino.

"James!" said Gordon "How the fuck could you lose five thousand dollars in five minutes?"

"I thought I had a good blackjack hand" said James

"You were playing poker!" said Gordon

"Now ya tell me" said James

"So what are we gonna do now?" asked Gordon

"Well I need a high" said James, he then proceeded to take a hit of acid

"James!" said Gordon "That shit's gonna fuck you up!"

"It doesn't even seem to be working!" said James "Shit! that's the last time I decide to try something different!" James and Gordon then met up with Jabo and Laura, who were looking out at the falls.

"Man ya gotta try the casino!" said James "you could make some easy money"

"No thanks!" said Jabo "If I wanted my money to go to the mafia, I'd just walk up and hand it to them."

"Well let's continue our walk around Niagara Falls" said Laura. The group followed Laura, as she led them around.

"God..Please...No!" said a frightened woman, as her and a group of people were cornered by the figure with the chainsaw.

"Please!" said another woman "I'll do anything if you let us go!"

"Anything, eh?" said the figure with the chainsaw "Alright come over here." The woman walked over "Now, get on your knees in front of me, and unzip my pants!" commanded the figure with the chainsaw. The woman got on her knees and began to unzip the figures pants, when another figure with a machete cut off the womans head.

"Hey!" said the figure with the machete, as her hand came down and rubbed the other figures crotch. "Only I'm allowed near that!"

"Now" said the figure with the chainsaw "it's time for some innocent people to die!" He started up his chainsaw, and him and the other members walked towards the group of people.

"What the fuck's that?" said James, as he heard screaming

"Sounds like screaming!" said Jabo "It's coming from that alley." They entered, to see a group with weapons.

"HEY!" yelled Jabo "leave those people alone!" The figure with the chainsaw turned around.

"Sorry I can't!" said the figure with the chainsaw, as he sliced off the head of one of the people they had cornered. The other people killed the other cornered people.

"Now, how may I help you?" asked the figure with the chainsaw.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" yelled Jabo

"Well," said the figure with the chainsaw "I don't normally introduce myself and the group, but you look like your death will be much sweeter if I wait. So, I will fulfill your request!" The figure took a breath "My name is Justin, the individual with the axe, his name is Jeff. The

sharp lady with the knives is named Kristen. There's our master of explosives Jelena. Our shocking little number, exceptional in electricity, Amanda. My gal, Ashleigh. Finally, we have our modern day Robin Hood, her name is Stacie. I would ask your names, but I find the task

pointless, seeing as you will be dead in a few moments.

"Don't think so!" said Jabo as he pulled out his Samurai sword "Let's do this!" Jabo began running towards Justin, with his sword up ready for battle.

"Well it's your funeral" said Justin as he held the chainsaw up, and began reving it. Jabo and Justin began battling with the chainsaw colliding with the Samurai sword. Meanwhile Laura was battling Ashleigh.

"You're time on this earth ends now!" said Ashleigh as she held up her machete.

"Don't think so bitch!" said Laura, as she pulled out a handgun. A battle between Laura and Ashleigh began.

"Oh how pleased I will be when your blood is on my axe" said Jeff, as she stood in front of James.

"Oh yeah!" said James "Well....AHHHHHH! SLIME BEAST!" James ran up to a wall, and began shooting at it. Gordon while battling Amanda, Jelena, and Stacie, looked over at James.

"James, what the fuck are you doing?" asked Gordon

"SLIME BEASTS!" yelled James "They're right over here"

"Uh James?" said Gordon "I think the acid must have kicked in...that's a wall!"

"Oh sorry I...AHHHH! A GNOME!" James began firing at what he thought was a gnome. Jeff stood aside, looking confused.

"James, you fucking idiot!" said Gordon "That was an old woman!"

"Shit! Sorry!" said James. The battles continued to wage on. Everyone seemed to be equal with everyone else in battle.

***

After extended battle, Jabo took a swipe with his Samurai sword and knocked Justins chainsaw out of his hand.

"Alright, this ends now!" said Jabo as he held he point of the blade at Justins throat. Meanwhile on the rooftops, a figure stood holding a sniper rifle. The figure got Jabos shoulder in view, and took a shot. Jabo yelled out in pain, as he held onto his shoulder. He looked up, to see a figure on the rooftops holding a sniper rifle

"Carrie!" said Jabo and Justin simultaneously. They looked at each other "How do you know her?"

"Well," said Jabo holding his shoulder "I'll tell ya, but first I need something to put on this"

***

After Jabos wound was fixed up, he looked on the rooftop to see that Carrie was gone.

"So how do you know Carrie?" asked Justin

"Well," said Jabo "you see, we were in the army together. We met while training, and we found out that we were both excellent snipers." Jabo paused "Shit, I haven't seen her since the war. We were sent out in different platoons as snipers. We kept a line open between us, sending

letters when we could. When the war became very intense, our attempts at communication were broken. I didn't see her ever again, I thought she was dead!....What about you?"

"Well," said Justin "we were killing people, and around the time Jelena and Amanda joined us, we had someone helping us from the shadows. I guess she had been following our exploits for awhile. We actually met face to face on one occasion, but that was the only time I ever actually saw her"

"Guess the song's right!" said Laura "It is a small world after all!"

"What about the battle?" asked Stacie

"Well I..." said Justin when all of a sudden they heard police car sirens. "SHIT!" yelled Justin "the pigs!" Police cars were heard coming right up the alley, and several police

officers came running at everyone. Stacie placed an arrow in her bow, and it. She fired it, it hit an officer, engulfing him in flames. Jabo and Justin meanwhile, were fighting off the cops, Justin with his chainsaw and Jabo with his M16.

"Ya know normally I wouldn't be doing this to cops!" Jabo said to Justin. James and Jeff were working together killing cops. James with his handguns, and Jeff with his

axe. Kristen, Jelena, Ashleigh, and Laura were also killing cops.

***

Several dead cops later, Jabo and Justins group walked out of the alley. They walked all the way to the Hummer, and all the group except for Jabo got in.

"Well it looks as though the battle will be a draw" said Jabo

"Yeah guess so!" said Justin. Jabo held out his and Justin held out his, they shook hands

"Until Next Time!" said Jabo and Justin. Justin and the group headed back to the apartment. Jabo started up the Hummer and started driving away, he looked in the rearview

mirror, he saw an figure holding up a sniper rifle. Jabo looked behind him to see nothing.

"Carrie!" Jabo said to himself as they exited Niagara Falls. In the shadows, a figure holding a sniper rifle could be seen.

"Until next time!" said the figure

The End