The Influence of Teh

Kevin Brown

5 February 2004

When Princess Jen and Duchess Annalise first found 'thoought' and changed their lives, another student in the class had also found something. Kevin Brown, of the Dresher kingdom, had found thoought also, but kept his knowledge to himself, for he had also found 'teh.'

Once Prince Kevin learned of 'teh,' he too began a quest. Just as Jen Thoought went on a genetic quest, Kevin Brown found himself on an engineering quest in the far off land of Oxford.

Over the next few years, Prince Kevin, or Mr Brown, as he was now called, became the most brilliant engineer in the land of Oxford. One day, he began to wonder about the royals he knew back in Wyncote and used his skills to find out.

Once he heard about Jen Thoought and Duchess-Jester-General Annalise's takeover of Wyncote, he became slightly angry. But as soon as he heard of the alliance with King Guido, Queen Caitlin, and the wee magical people, Mr Brown flew into a rage, smashing all of his fancy engineering equipment.

As he screamed over the loss of Wyncote, his superiors happened to notice. Mr Brown was immediately forced to depart from Oxford. Naturally, Mr Brown blamed the Wyncotians for his problems.

Banished from Oxford with a handful of workers, Mr Brown decided that there was only one thing left to do. He must wage war against the allied Wyncotians and wee magical people and restore Wyncote to its former self- inflated glory.

Mr Brown changed his name to Lord Officer Kevin and called for his engineers. He explained the situation and together they formed an army of Brown-Oxfordians.

It took quite some time, but the Brown-Oxfordians eventually made it to Wyncote, shocked at the transformation. Lord Officer Kevin entered the castle and confronted his former classmates. No agreement was made about the status of Wyncote, so Lord Officer Kevin sent his army into the kingdom.

The battle lasted only a few hours. The wee magical people easily defeated the engineers of the Brown-Oxfordians. But Lord Officer Kevin was extremely angry. He and his engineers left the kingdom, vowing to return someday.

Queen Jen Thoought watched them leave and began to clean up the rubble created by the battle. Duchess-Jester-General Annalise approached Queen Caitlin and King Guido. They agreed that they had not seen the end of the Brown-Oxfordians. And so, the Wyncotians and the wee magical people trained together, preparing for the day of the Brown-Oxfordians' return.