In The End - Linkin Park Parody

It starts with

One thing/ I can’t tell you why

No matter how hard I try

I can’t stop putting food in my mouth

Every hour of the day

All I know

That is if I keep going like this

I’ll end up twice as big as this in a week

Watch the kilos pack on in a matter of days

The scales Tick away

It’s so unreal

I didn’t think of this before

I can’t even get off the kitchen floor

I’m so heavy that my legs can’t take it anymore

I’m going to waste away

I kept all my food inside even though I tried

I can’t do exercise and eventually I’ll become a memory of a time

I tried so hard and didn’t far

But in the end it doesn’t even matter

I ate less food but gained more weight

In the end I’m still fat anyway_

One thing I don’t know why

I can’t find any clothes in my size

I keep trying to find a store that can supply

I can’t even find undies in my size

I tried so hard

Even though all my friends are teasing me

I keep trying to show what it means to me

Remember all the times you threw food at me

It got so far

Things are the same as before

Everybody can still recognize my fat

Everybody knew me for it

And the weights still on me

In the end

I kept everything inside and even though I fought it

I’m still a chocoholic and eventually will make me heavier and in time

I tried so hard and didn’t far

But in the end it doesn’t even matter

I ate less food but gained more weight

In the end I’m still fat anyway_

I’d never trust you

You’d push it until it was all gone

And for all this

I could go to McDonalds (*2)

Okay that was my parody of in the end by Linkin Park

I thought of it when overweight people where getting criticized by the media

Hope you liked it and I don’t think it is exactly in tune to the song but it mostly is.

I don’t know if I need to put a disclaimer in here but I will – I don’t own any Linkin Park songs. I just make fun of them

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