"The Serrated Chastity Belt"
By: Rogue Aisha

Once upon a time (you all know the drill)
In a teeny weeny village on the side of a hill,
The arsenal was testing some atomic bombs.
The mayor of the village wanted
To get on the map.
He rented out the barn to a couple of dudes.
They came with their equipment-
Mad scientist types.
Mixing and stirring-bubbling and boiling..
Until the big bang.

The people ran screaming,
And dripping and crunching.
The intense heat and radiation
Decimated the little town on a hill.
All save one man-
Thanks to his savior.
The lady in bronze-and not much else.
With boobs of steel..er..bronze, I mean,
She sheltered him from the atomic blast
And he rejoiced that he wasn't smashed.
But alas, yon pure maiden
Had been bequeathed
With the ultimate torture.
As the man soon learned,
The saving position
Cost him another.
His legs.
Fallen prey
To the worst fate-
The Serrated Chastity Belt.