Yes, I know you think it's abnormal
But I'm following all my usual patterns
And I know you want me to love you
But honey, that's not in my plans

Coz no one's gonna get the best of me
Not while my man's around
And you think you know the rest of me
But sweetie, you're not allowed!

Maybe you think I'm too ugly
Maybe I think so too
And more likely than not I'm too fat to be hot
But darling, I don't wanna lose one single pound

I think my boy's anorexic
He looks like a toothpick with legs
And his ribcage sticks out
Like a rockstar can SHOUT!
But baby, I like 'em that way

Coz no one's gonna get the best of me
Not while my man's around
And you think you know the rest of me
But sweetie, you're not allowed!

Don't ask for permission
Coz I'll tell you NO!
And when you're thinking of me, I'm not thinking of you
So don't get your hopes up
Or think that I like you

Coz no one's gonna get the best of me
Not while my man's around
And you think you know the rest of me
But sweetie, you're not allowed

I think that the song is ending
I bet you're hoping so too
Coz I'm too damn bored to continue
And you've got things to do
So let me leave you with one last reminder
Of how this song is untrue

Just listen to the lyrics and you'll find
I've got no room to reject even a dickhead like you
But that's okay, coz
No one's gonna get the best of me
Not while my man's around
And you think you know the rest of me
But sugarpop, you're not allowed!
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