*Sorry about the lack of accent marks... and feel free to correct my Spanish... I'm in first year...

Bienvenida a McLDC's

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HS Dropout: Welcome to McLDC's. May I take your order?

Caesar: Yo quiero dos hamburguesas... una con queso y la otra con...

HS Dropout: JESUS!

Jesus: What?

HS Dropout: Take this guy's order!

Caesar: ...y cuatro papas fritas "Xtra Large", tres platos de cebollas... un dorado tostado... con mayonesa... tambien quiero todos los tipos de refrescos.

Jesus: Es todo?

Caesar: Si, gracias. (Laughs like a girl)

Car zooms off

Jaws theme techno version starts

HS Dropout: What'd tubby order?

Jesus: Two heart attack patties, one with a slice of strontium and fungus rubber... four large aneurysms... three artery blocks... a stroke, plaque in the blood vessels...and from the soda fountain: a raise in cholesterol, blood pressure, and adipose tissue... an increase in risk of diabetes, cancer, and death...

Car drives up

Sinister music stops abruptly. The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy starts

HS Dropout: That'll be four months off your lifespan... and $50.

Caesar: No entiendo ingles... pues, gracias!

Jaws theme techno version

Bon appetit, sucker...

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Welcome to McLDC's. We love to see hearts fail!