Attraction: There's All Kinds!

In an alleyway, the sound of a woman running could be heard. As she ran down the alley, a figure followed behind her. As the woman ran, she felt the figure grab her shoulder and pulled her close to the figure. Acting quickly, the woman brought her leg up, and kicked her assailant in the

stomach. She kept running, until she found herself out of the alley. She saw a man coming up the street and ran up to him.

"Please sir," pleaded the woman "You need to help me!"

"Hey!" said the man "I'm married, I don't need any prostitute!"

"What are you talking about?" asked the woman frantically.

"Don't give me that," said the man "your clothes all ripped like that, don't try to tell me otherwise!" The man then pushed the woman into the alley. The woman fell back, but someone caught her. She looked behind her to see her assailant, who slammed her up against the wall.

"I gave you a chance," said the figure as he wrapped his hands around the womans neck, and began choking her. "If you would have loved me, this wouldn't have happened. So if I can't have you, noone can!" The man tightened his grip around the womans neck, and kept choking until her body went limp. The man loosened his grip, causing the woman to fall to the ground. The man knelt down by the womans body, and put his hands up her skirt. As his hands came down, he had her panties in his fingers. The figure proceeded to stick the underwear in his pocket. "Something to remember you by!" said the figure, as he walked out of the alley.

***

It had just turned to evening the next day, when the group came into Hurlic. After getting their hotel rooms, they decided to go to the bar. As Jabo looked around, he noticed the bar wasn't very busy. Besides the group and the bartender, there were two guys playing pool, and at a table

sat four people, all looking about nineteen. As the group sat at the bar with their drinks, Gordon noticed something weird about James drink.

"James," said Gordon "What the fuck are you drinking?"

"Vodka, whipped cream, and a cherry!" said James, a smile across his face.

"I see that," said Gordon "but why?"

"Well," said James "I saw that girl at the table order one earlier. I figure I drink one, maybe she'll come over here, then we could maybe go back to my hotel room."

"Two problems with that!" said Gordon

"Being?" said James

"One," said Gordon "I don't know if you noticed, but when she drank that, she puked it up. The second problem, I'm sure she has standards, there'd be no way!"

"Well," said James as he brought the vodka to his lips "aren't you mister fucking optimistic!" James swallowed the shot, then after a minute ran to the washroom, his hand over

his mouth.

"Never learn, eh James?" said Gordon, as he brought his beer up to his lips.

"We Fit Together" by O-Town began playing in the bar.

"Justin," said the girl as she grabbed the one guys arm "It's O-Town!" The volume that this girl said that, caused Jabo and Laura to turn around.

"Aww," said Laura "Will you look at that? Two happy couples sitting together!"

"No," said Jabo, taking a shot of whiskey. "It's only one couple."

"How do you know?" asked Laura

"Well you look at that one couple," said Jabo "see how close they are? It doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist, to see they're together!"

"Okay!" said Laura

"Now," said Jabo "look at those other two. Granted they look close, but it's like a friendship close."

Laura said nothing, as she watched the other two people.

"Now," said Jabo "you see how he seems to always seems to be looking over at her?"

"Yeah" said Laura

"He likes her!" said Jabo

"How do you know?" asked Laura

"It's obvious," said Jabo "think about it. I'm sure you had friends who were guys, were you always looking over at them like that? No!"

"So why doesn't he try anything?" asked Laura

"Well," said Jabo "probably they are very good friends. I imagine that he doesn't want to risk his friendship with her, or for shit to become awkward!"

"And what makes you such a fucking love expert?" asked Laura

"Hey," said Jabo "just because I'm usually a cold blooded killer, doesn't mean I don't know about romance!"

"Oh yeah," said Laura "you're just mister romance!"

"That's not what you said the first time we slept together!" said Jabo, a smile on his face.

"Fuck you!" said Laura, a smile on her face, and her middle finger sticking up. As Laura and Jabo continued their talk about romance, Gordon watched as James came back to his seat. As James sat down at his stool, he wiped the remnants of vomit off his mouth.

"So," said Gordon, a smartass smile on his face. "How was your drink?" James looked over at Gordon, and gave him a sarcastic smile as he brought up his middle finger. As Jabo and Laura looked back over at the people sitting at the table, Jabo heard the sound of car tires burning out.

"The hell?" Jabo said to himself. As he heard the sound get closer. All of a sudden the sounds of MAC-10s could be heard, as shots rang out inside the bar. As the car drove away, the group stood up to see the four people at the table dead. Jabo knelt down in front of the bodies, and shook his head.

"Jabo?!" said Laura, a concerned sound in her voice.

"Those motherfuckers," said Jabo as he stood up, an angry look on his face. "We're hunting em down!" The group left the bar, quickly got into the Hummer, and drove in the direction they saw the car go in.

***

"Multiply" by Xzibit came blaring from the speakers of a car, as three black men sat in it, talking and listening to the music.

"Damn man," said the first black man loudly "see the way I fucking blasted holes in that bar, think I hit some people sitting at a table."

"Damn nigga!" said another of the black men. "You wanna keep your fucking voice down, I don't feel like dealing with the fucking 5-0 right now!"

"Fuck the fucking 5-0!" said the first black man "One of those motherfuckers come down here, It'll be pop,pop, dead cop!"

"You two are fucking idiots!" said the third black man. "I'm gonna go into the alley to take a piss, please try to keep your fucking voices down!" The first two black guys watched as the third guy walked into the alley, and disappeared in the shadows. As the two man sat in the car,

they saw a Hummer pull up at the end of the street.

"What do these motherfuckers want?" asked the second black guy.

"I'll go find out!" said the first black guy, as he pulled out a 9mm and walked over to the Hummer. The guy in the car watched as the second guy walked over to the drivers side of the Hummer, where Jabo sat. The guy watched as his friend and Jabo talked for a minute, he then saw Jabo reach into his trenchcoat. Jabo pulled out a handgun, aimed it point blank at the black mans forehead and pulled the trigger. The man in the car watched in horror, as his friend fell forward into a puddle of his own blood. The man watched as Jabo and the rest of the group looked over at him. He then watched as they all got out of the Hummer, and walked towards him. The man looked at the floor of the car, and saw one of the MAC-10s. As he picked it up, he saw the third guy come from the alley.

"What the fuck's this?" said the third guy, as he pulled out a handgun. Gordon, shotgun in hand, stretched his arm out and aimed at the guy. Gordon pulled the trigger, blowing a hole in the guys chest, his body smashing against the wall. The group soon found themselves circled

around the black mans car. As the man aimed the MAC-10 at Jabo, Jabo pulled out his Samurai sword knocking the gun and a few of the guys fingers to the ground. The man began screaming out in pain.

"You fucking..." said the man "you cut my fucking fingers off. Why are you doing this? What the fuck do you want?"

"James," said Jabo "will you do the honours?" James, standing behind the black man pulled out wire, wrapped it around the guys neck, and began choking him. While this was going on, Laura looked at the alleyway, and saw a figure standing by the body of the third black man. As Laura

watched the man, she noticed his hands were moving around in his pockets, like he was playing with himself. A look of disgust came across Lauras face as she looked away. When she looked back, the man was gone.

"Let me refresh your memory!" said Jabo, as he pulled out a .45, and placed the barrel on the black mans forehead. "At a bar in town earlier, there were four people sitting at a table, they were about nineteen years old. They did nothing wrong, they were talking, laughing, usual shit you'd see teenagers doing. Well now they won't be doing any of this, because three stupid black guys decided they wanted to be thugs, or gangsters, whatever the fuck it's called in

hip hop slang. Well because of your stupidity, those four teens are dead!"

"We're sorry man!" said the black man, a sound of fright in his voice.

"Not good enough!" said Jabo as he pulled the trigger. Blood splattered on Jabos face, as the man fell backwards into his car. As group walked back to the Hummer, Jabo noticed that Laura was looking in the alley. Jabo walked up beside Laura, and tapped on her shoulder.

"Hello," said Jabo "anyone home?"

"What?" said Laura, almost as if coming out of a trance. "Oh hey Jabo, are we going now?"

"Yeah," said Jabo "what were you looking at?"

"It's...nothing!" said Laura "Just thought I saw someone!"

"Well..." said Jabo "let's go then!"

"Alright!" said Laura, as she followed Jabo to the Hummer. As the Hummer drove away, a figure came from the shadows of the alley.

"Laura," said the figure "you will be mine!"

***

"Fuck!" said James as he lit up a joint in his hotel room, Gordon sitting in the room with him. "Some crazy shit's happened already, and we haven't even been here one day!"

"I know," said Gordon "and those four teens dying, that was fucked up!"

"Yeah," said James "especially since those two girls wanted me!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?" asked Gordon with a confused look on his face.

"When we came into the bar," said James "as we walked past that table, I heard the one girl say ping, and the other say pong."

"And how does that make you think they wanted you?" asked Gordon.

"It was the tone in their voice when they said it." said James "They wanted a piece of this!"

"That may be possible," said Gordon "but if you've forgotten, we all came in the bar together. For all you know they might have been pinging and ponging at me or Jabo!"

"Whatever!" said James "I know what I'm talking about!"

"You gonna be okay?" asked Jabo, as he stood in Lauras room with her.

"Yeah, I'll be fine!" said Laura "This day has just been fucked up. I'm just gonna put out a change of clothes, have a bath, and maybe try to get some sleep."

"Okay," said Jabo "if you need me, you know where I'll be!"

"Okay!" said Laura

"Unless," said Jabo with a mischievous smile on his face "you want me to join you in the bath!"

"Get out of here!" laughed Laura, as she picked up a pillow and threw it at Jabo.

"Alright," said Jabo "a kiss and I'm gone!" Laura walked over, gave Jabo a kiss, Jabo smiled and left.

"Unless you want me to join you!" Laura said to herself. "He's been hanging out with James too long." Laura proceeded to put a change of clothes on the bed, then started the bath water.

As Laura laid in the bathtub, she could hear the sound of footsteps moving about in her room.

"Jabo?" asked Laura "Is that you?" There was no response. "Whatever Jabo," said Laura "I wouldn't bother trying to come in here, I have the door locked." Laura went silent, and still heard no response. "Just get what you came to get, then get out!" As Laura listened, she heard the footsteps walk out the door of her hotel room. "That's better!" said Laura.

"You two staying out of trouble?" asked Jabo, as he walked into James hotel room and took a seat.

"Yeah," said James "just smoking a little weed, shooting the shit!"

"So the usual!" said Jabo

"Pretty much!" said Gordon. As Jabo, Gordon, and James sat and talked, they heard the sound of stomping footsteps heading towards the door. As the door opened, Laura walked in, wearing a towel around her body.

"Alright," said Laura angrily. "Which one of you did it?"

"Did what?" asked Gordon.

"I was having a bath," said Laura "I had a change of clothes out. When I came out of the bathtub, I noticed my underwear was gone, now who fucking took them?" Jabo, Gordon, and Laura all turned their heads in James direction.

"Oh come on," said James "I do that one fucking time, and you won't let me forget about it!"

"Yeah," said Gordon "I hate to admit it, but I know James is innocent this time."

"Why's that?" asked Laura

"Well seeing as you're in a towel," said Gordon "I'm gonna assume you just got out of the bath. You probably started the bath maybe twenty, to thirty minutes ago. That whole time James and I were in here talking, while James was smoking weed."

"Well if none of you took my underwear," said Laura "who did?"

Outside, the figure held Lauras panties in his hand as he brought them up to his face, and inhaled through his nose.

"Beautiful," said the figure "with this incentive, I will have her!" The figure placed the panties in his pocket, next to another pair. "Well," said the figure speaking into his pocket "I know the owner of those panties will love my unlike your owner!" The figure then laughed as he closed his pocket.

***

The next morning, while the rest of the group slept in, Laura decided to go for a walk through the city. As Laura left the hotel, and began walking down the street, the figure came out of the shadows. As Laura walked through the city, she began looking in store windows, seeing what they

have on display. While Laura looked in one of the store windows, the man rubbed his hand across her butt cheeks as he walked by. Laura turned around to see who did this, but the amount of people out walking, made it hard to tell. As Laura looked, she saw two men arguing, she kept on walking.

"What the fuck did you think you were doing?" yelled a man, as he held the mystery man up by his collar "I saw you touch that womans ass!"

"I don't think this is any of your business!" said the mystery man

"Yeah," said the first man, as he threw the mystery man into an alley "I'll make it my business!" As the man walked up to the mystery man, the mystery man pulled out a knife and slit it across the mans throat. The man made a gurgling sound, as he fell down dead at the mans feet.

"I warned you!" said the mystery man, as he put the knife away and walked out of the alley.

"Excuse me," said a saleswoman as she walked up to Laura. "is your name Laura?"

"Yes it is," said Laura "is there a problem?"

"There is someone on the telephone for you," said the saleswoman "he said it was important!"

"Hmmm," said Laura "how did Jabo know I was going to be here?" Laura picked up the phone, and spoke into the receiver. "Hello?"

"Hello Laura," said the voice at the other end. "I'm glad we could finally speak!"

"Who is this?" asked Laura

"Names aren't important now," said the voice "I just need you to keep speaking."

"Why's that?" asked Laura

"Well," said the voice, making occasional moaning noises. "I don't know if you can see me, but I can see and hear you. Being able to both see and hear you, I am masterbating, because you turn me on so much!"

As Laura looked outside the store, she saw a figure standing inside a phone booth, the figure appeared to be masterbating. Pulling up her pantleg, Laura pulled a handgun from her leg holster, as she quickly hung up the phone. She ran out of the store, and ran over to the phonebooth. When

she got there, she found the figure was gone. "Oh he is fucking asking for it!" said Laura, as she headed back towards the hotel.

"I wonder where she went." said Jabo as him, James, and Gordon stood outside in front of the hotel.

"Probably went for a walk," said Gordon "probably got impatient waiting for us to get up!"

"Oh," said James, as he pointed down the street. "Here she comes!" They watched as Laura came storming up the street, and walked up to James. They watched as she punched James in the face, causing him to fall to the ground.

"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN!" yelled Laura angrily.

"What the fuck did I do?" demanded James.

"Don't act like you don't fucking know!" said Laura.

"What did he do?" asked Gordon.

"This sick fuck calls me when I was in a store!" said Laura "He's saying that my voice and stuff is making him all horny, and that he was jerking off on the phone!"

"How do you know this?" asked Gordon

"Because I fucking look over at a payphone," said Laura. "I see someone in there, looking like they were fucking jerking it!"

"Oh C'mon!" said James "Do you honestly believe I would do something like that?!" Jabo and Gordon turned their heads, and looked at James. "Whatever!" said James, as he walked away from the group and lit up a joint.

***

Laura looked at the alarm clock in her hotel room, it read 2:00 a.m. The morning Laura had, combined with the stress and non-trust of James, had made it difficult for her to sleep. As she laid in bed, she heard the door to her hotel room open. As the door opened, she saw the outline of a figure through the dim lights in the halls.

"Jabo?" said Laura "Is that you?"

The figure said nothing, as it walked up to the foot of Lauras bed, and went under the blanket. "He must be feeling a little frisky!" Laura said to herself. Laura felt as who she believed to be Jabo, kissing her feet. As this continued, she felt the kisses coming up her leg. She then

found herself being kissed on the stomach. "Wow," Laura said to herself "Jabo's not usually like this!" His hands rubbed her hips, as he moved down to her crotch, and began kissing her panties. As this went on, Laura felt one of the hands creeping up towards her breast. As the hand began groping her breast, she noticed he was trying to take her panties off with his teeth. Just as her panties were pulled down to her feet, Laura heard the sound of drunken laughter outside. She felt as the figure got out from under the covers, and ran out of the room.

"No!" said Laura "Don't go...ahh shit!" Laura pulled up her panties, and sat in silence for a few moments.

"Hey Laura," said Jabo, as he walked into her room, sounding slightly drunk. "You awake?"

"Yeah," said Laura as she moved to the side of her bed. "Take a seat!" As Jabo sat down beside Laura, she began rubbing his leg.

"Feeling a little fiesty, are we?" asked Jabo

"I was gonna ask you the same question earlier!" said Laura

"What are you talking about?" asked Jabo

"Don't play stupid with me Jabo!" said Laura "You know what I'm talking about. You came under my covers, began fondling and kissing me all over, it was turning me on!"

"Laura," said Jabo, as he stood up. "What the fuck are you talking about?!"

"Stop playing this idiot game," said Laura "it's not funny!"

"I'm not playing any games!" said Jabo "After you went to bed, James, Gordon and I went out drinking, we just got back a few minutes ago!" Laura stared at Jabo for a few minutes, then a look of shock came over her face.

"Oh my god!" said Laura "I think I'm going to be sick!"

***

"So run this by me again." said James, as the group sat inside Jabo's hotel room.

"Once again," said Jabo "we know that someone came in and became sexual with Laura."

"Oh my god!" said Laura, a sound of disgust in her voice.

"This sick fucker may try to come back," said Jabo "so that's why James, we're gonna have you guarding Lauras door."

"What are you guys gonna do?" asked James

"Me and G are gonna check around the inside and outside of the hotel." said Jabo "See if we can find this guy!"

"And?" asked James

"And kill his stalking, molesting ass!" said Jabo.

After making sure Laura was back in her bed, Jabo had James standing in front of the door to Lauras hotel room. Jabo and Gordon meanwhile, began checking the outside of the hotel. Having stood in front of the door for a while, James becoming tired, started becoming less alert. All of a sudden James felt someone grab him by the neck, and place a rag over his face. As James struggled, he could detect the scent of chloroform. Everything around James started becoming

dark, before he lost consciousness. James's assailant walked into Lauras room, and locked the door. Laura woke up to find her arms and legs tied to the bedpost, standing over her was the mystery man.

"I see you're awake," said the man "did you enjoy our encounter earlier? I know I did!"

"Just who the fuck are you?" demanded Laura.

"Well," said the man "seeing as we're going to be together, I may as well tell you my name!" The man paused for a moment. "My name is Eddie," said the man "a lot of things that happened to you, were because of me!"

"Such as?" said Laura

"Well our encounter earlier," said he man "the phone call you received, the rubbing of your ass." Eddie then pulled Lauras underwear out of his pocket, and sniffed them.

"And of course these" said Eddie "Wonderful, just wonderful!"

"You are one sick fuck!" said Laura

"You say that now," said Eddie, as he began to strip off Lauras clothes "but let's see how you feel afterwards!"

"Where could he have gone?" asked Gordon, as him and Jabo headed back to Lauras room.

"Don't know but..." said Jabo "..Shit, where the fuck is James?" Jabo and Gordon heard a groaning sound coming from one of the housekeeper closets. They opened it up to find James inside.

"James," said Jabo "why the fuck aren't you guarding the door?"

"Someone knocked me out," said James "I don't know what happened after that!"

"LAURA!" said Jabo as he ran up to the door, and tried to open it only to find it locked.

"Let me get it!" said Gordon, as he ran at the door with all his weight, breaking it down. Jabo, James and Gordon ran in to see a naked man hovering over Lauras nude body. Jabo quickly pulled out his handgun, and fired. Eddie fell of the bed, holding onto his ass cheek.

"Ahhh," said Eddie "you shot me in the fucking ass!"

"Well," said Jabo as he aimed the gun at Eddie. "A little lower and you'd have no balls!" Jabo motioned for James and Gordon to untie Laura.

"So start talking you naked freak!" said Jabo "Just who the fuck are you!"

"My name isn't important," said Eddie "the important thing here, is that Laura's mine!"

"What makes you so damn sure on that fact?" asked Jabo.

"Well ask her," said Eddie "I know she wanted me, all the women do!" As Jabo looked behind Eddie, he saw Laura holding a combat knife. Jabo watched as Laura slit the blade across Eddie's throat. Eddie grabbed his throat, as he fell forwards into a puddle of his own blood.

"Looks like I've made my decision!" said Laura, she then looked over at Jabo. "Well?"

"Well what?" asked Jabo

"Well, are you gonna stare at my tits all day, or are you gonna get me some clothes?"

"Hmmm" said Jabo.

"Very funny smartass," said Laura "now get me some clothes!"

***

"Look James," said Laura as the group got into the Hummer. "I'm sorry for accusing you of doing some of those things!"

"It's okay!" said James "It hasn't been the first time I've been accused of some of those things. Laura paused for a moment.

"Not even gonna ask!" said Laura

As the group began driving out of the city, they looked up at the city cemetery where they saw the four caskets of the teens being lowered into the ground.

"I think we need some music!" said Jabo, as he turned on the radio.

"Night Prowler" by AC/DC came playing from the speakers of the Hummer, as they drove out of Hurlic towards their next adventure.

THE END