"A Disturbing Lack of Political Correctness"

We live in an age of political correctness, just the way I like it. This way, no one has to go through anything that could cause a reaction of any sort. All that people are losing in the world of political correctness are the tools with which they would do others harm. Some people say, "But political correctness is bad! It oppresses free speech and opinions!" To that, I say, "Who cares? Everyone's opinions are always wrong anyways." However, most people disagree when I say this, proving my point.
So, I set out on my quest of proving that political correctness is right, and everyone else is wrong. People say "It's a matter of opinion! There is no right or wrong!" I say that they're wrong. And for some odd reason, that offends people. I mean, it's not even a legitimate reason for offence, especially when you compare it to something really offensive, like the presence of the word "God" in the pledge of allegiance. What were our forefathers thinking, adding something so blatantly dreadful?
I am a reasonable man. When I have conversations with people, and I try to convince them of the validity of political correctness, I do my best to show them mine. However, I feel bad for the people who can never see the truth that is my opinion. Sadly, most of these imbeciles keep on trying to disagree with me for very long after I run out of things to say. To my opponents I say, "You are also wrong." This message is often accompanied by a friendly visit from my fist.
Often, when I am trying to convince individuals that political correctness is, well, correct, they go on long, rambling speeches. "Political correctness is bad! It makes people afraid to share their opinions! It strips people of individuality! Let everyone say what they want, don't try and control everything they say! They just have to say what they think, and not be afraid of what everyone's going to think, and whether people are going to be offended!" I think that these people deserve a nice kick in the crotch, and so I feel free to administer one to them.
However, this can be a problem, because many times those who disagree with me have nothing in the crotch to kick, or they can kick harder. At this point, I find it prudent to agree with whatever they say, but as soon as they turn their back, I say, "You should have been politically correct, dear sir/madam, because you offended me with your harsh truths. You hurt me emotionally." I then kick them in the crotch again to drive home my point.
With this deed accomplished, I continue on my quest. If I succeed, no one will ever again use those dirty, offensive terms like "God Bless," or "Indian." And, if they do, I will come to their house and punch them in the face.