List of main characters:

Johanna: A beautiful blonde seventeen year old girl, totally in love with teachers Mel: A sixteen year old student, not quite-as-smart-or-beautiful as Johanna, totally in love with men in general Mr Darcy: 51 year old maths teacher of both Johanna and Mel, who are rivals for his attentions. Brown hair blue eyes 6 foot. Mr Murdend: 45 year old english teacher of Johanna. 6 foot one. Brown eyes, grey wavey hair, so unbelivably HOT looks like cross between Victor Garber and Richard Gere. Mr Thorton:54 year old art teacher, brown eyes, black hair. Sleazy (in a fun times kind of way!) Mr Dewtt: 56 year old english/history teacher, brown hair, brown eyes

NOTE:-

This is meant to be a really fun thing advocating teacher/student. So if you want you and your teacher in it, please email me at or with the details like the ones above and what you want to happen. Please do so, to make this really intresting and fun!!

So, without further ado:

AGAINST ALL THE RULES

Scene 1, Act 1

Inside Dorfsogl High School, where anything goes.

Johanna and Mel walk down hallway to maths class together.Handsome Mr Murdend walks past them.

Mel: Ouch! Was that sexy, strong and handsome Mr Murdend walking past us?

Johanna: (Opens mouth and drools openly)

Mel: I say, is that a new shirt he's wearing? (Pulls out list with all his clothes he wears recorded). No, theres no green short sleeved shirt with brown buttons mentioned, only green short sleeved with green buttons or green long sleeved with black buttons. So it is new! Gosh, he look sooo hot in green. Not that he doesn't look hot in any other color. But green especially. And by green, I am of course referring to the GREEN JUMPER.

Johanna: (Staring after Mr Murdend) ..Green Jumper...

Mel:But he also looks really nice in maroon. Like the maroon short sleeved shirt with the maroon buttons and white plaid he wore Wednesday two weeks ago, with his cream pants and brown Doc Marten loafers...

Johanna: (Staring after Mr Murdend) ...maroon. Murdend.Mmmm..

Mel: Excellent thinking, Johanna! I forgot to mention the maroon jumper that he wears in winter which is part of the green, grey and navy set of jumpers that he purchased in Lowes in May 19-

(Mel's friends): SHUT UP!!

Mel's Friend 1: Teachers are not cool Mel's Friend 2:They have grey hair Mel's Friend 3:They are usually married Mel's Friend 4:They're reallllly old

Mel and Johanna: THEY ARE NOT OLD!!

Johanna: (Snaps out of lustful reverie) We'd better get to maths.

Mel: No. If we're late, Mr Darcy might get mad and he's really handsome when he's angry

Johanna: Good point.

(School counsellor approaches the girls)

School Counsellor: You must be Melanie and Johanna. I want to talk to you two girls. Let's go to my office.

Johanna: Never! We have maths with Mr Darcy now!!

Mel: We like Mr Darcy, oops..I meant to say 'maths'. We like 'maths' very much, don't we, Johanna?

Johanna: Very much so. So speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Mel: (giggles) Who's getting married?

Johanna: Noone, stupid.

Mel: Oh.

School Counsellor: Well the staff at Dorfsogl have been a bit threatened by the two of you-

Johanna: (Interrupts and yells out at random male teacher walking past) HELLO THERE HOT STUFF!!

School Counsellor: Yes. That is exactly the behaviour we do not want at this school.

Mel and Johanna: SOD OFF.

Johanna: How would you like it if someone told you that you couldn't be with the man you loved because he was over forty or married or your teacher?

Mel: How would you like to live waking up every morning without the man you love?

School Counsellor: I have seen the light!! You SHOULD be able to be with the man you love. Let's go immediately to the principal about changing the rules.

Johanna: Is this worth missing maths for?

Mel: For once, I think it is.

Act One, Scene Two.The principals office.

Principal Hawk: No. I refuse to change the child protection law because obviously you girls are too confused and (mentally) sick to know what you want. So I am going to call you parents and complain about what nutters you both are.

Johanna: But it's eleven in the morning! My mum will still be at the pub!

Mel: But my mum is a cross between Mussolini, Ms Schlevan, Satan and Jennifer Garner!!

Principal Hawk: (picks up phone and dials Mel's mum, who picks up.) Hello, Mrs Docker?

Lucifer, Mel's mum: Hello?

Principal Hawk: This is the principal of Dorfsogl High School. I am calling to tell you that your daughter is insane and must leave the school.

(Mr Darcy bursts in)

Robert Darcy: (Dramatically) WAIT!!

Principal Hawk: (raises an eyebrow) Yes?

Robert Darcy: She's not crazy, I tell you!

Principal Hawk: So it's you who has been encouraging these girls, is it, Robert? You fancy a bit of teacher student love, do you? Well the punishment for that is- DEATH!!

Johanna and Mel: (Gasp) Oh no!!

Mel's Mum: Back to the vodka...

Principal Hawk: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA