Ode to the Green Jumper

A short lament on the beautiful jumper worn by another teacher at my school
(not the maths teacher from Ode to The Scab Shirt).

Ode to the Green Jumper

I look forward to rainy days
You may ask the reason why
Because that's when you wear the Green Jumper
So obsessable I could cry.

I don't care that the Green Jumper looks
Like you bought it second hand
I don't care that the Green Jumper is possibly
The most boring outfit of the bland.

For the Green Jumper offsets
The silver of your curls
And when you wear it with your beige pants
There's nothing hotter in all the world!

If I had the chance I would
Steal the Green Jumper away from you
For I think I love the Green Jumper
Even more than love you!