After being attacked for being an elitest moron (by someone worthy of actually being an elitest), and originally deciding to go fuck myself, I decided to take another chance at removing The Great WiggaMofo from this website of wonders.

"I must say," I started, thinking it sounded smart, but being wrong, "that you do not understand the point of the website located at Uniform Resource Locator .com. You are foolish!"

I figured that the phrase "Uniform Resource Locator" would be beyond him because since he dropped out of high school, he must be an idiot. He most certainly is not one of those people who is smarter than EVERYONE but didn't do well in school because it was below him. No. This was not the case!

"Writing is a form of expression. Your story 'Rain' shows that you have pent up anger, depression, and resentment. You shall not write violent, random, disgusting stories anymore, or I will place you under citizens arrest! You must write with feeling and purpose, like goth's do, or you will be placed in jail!"

At this point I received an e-mail asking what I would charge said Great WiggaMofo with. I didn't know what to say, so I said "literary infallibility" because it makes me sound smart and he isn't. I got an A in AP English. That makes me smart.

And then it dawned on me! The more I write flames, the more strange things he will write to make me angry because that is his passion! So I wrote a letter telling him to stop doing that. I think I got through to him.