Timeless Classic

Once-
One-time only offer
Take her while she lasts
Limited supply, so hurry
Get this one-of-a-kind
Special deal, it won't
Ever come around again
(Disclaimer:
No resale)

Upon-
Comes on a silvery cushion
Soft and velvety and
(!)Free
But only one caller gets her
And it may not be the first
But it'll be the last
And he'll need to take a test
Is he worthy?
Because she certainly is

A-
Completely original!
Totally unique!
Extraordinary and ever rare
(Not another remotely like her, you know)
Made with ultimate care
Crafted by the finest
She's here for whoever wants her
(But only ONE)

Time-
Plenty of it? Maybe
But it could run out at any time
The phones are open
.And ringing
Call in now and see
What kind of chance you have
At winning over this
Once-in-a-lifetime
Upon-a-silvery-cushion
A completely original
Timeless classic