I adevnture through the internet, browsing about,
Suddenly, a man comes up to me, inquiring,
"Would you like to get a TV for $3.99?" he asks.
No! I scream, I Just want to surf!
I destroy him with my index finger.
Continuing my journey, another group comes up.
4 ladies, breasts bouncing like beach balls.
"Get bigger with Adrenohuge!" they tell me.
No! I scream, I Just want to surf!
I destroy them with my index finger.
Finally, I come up to a man,
Fully suited, pinstripes up and down.
"Stop pop up adds now!" He tells me, ironically.
Good Idea, I say.
I smite him with my finger.
And in conclusion of this horrid time,
I have only one thing to share:

The Devil runs the internet, and his tools are pop-up adds.