Starring: Zebbidiah, DeeDee, and Christy

The Ghosts That Haunts the Boys’ Bathroom

Chapter One: The Beginning of How it Happened

Ring. Ring. Riiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggggg!!!  The bell ending Science class had just ringed.  Three times.  Enough times to make any normal person go deaf.

“Ow!  My ears hurt!” complained a very annoyed Zebbidiah.  “What class do we have next?”

Christy (who is, in fact, a boy) tilted up his head in thought (wow.  I didn’t know Christy could think) and stroked his chin.

“Christy,” DeeDee started, “Nobody strokes their chin anymore, it’s just not normal.”

“Oh, so you’re saying that you’re normal?” asked a girl with short yellow-blonde hair and blue eyes.  She was very small.  Her name is known as Leona.  But we can’t really be sure of this fact.

“Yes, that’s exactly what I saying.”

“Cough!  Cough cough cough!” coughed Meagan, a brunette with green eyes and blue glasses.

DeeDee coughed back.  “Cough!”

“Sneeze!”  Everyone looked at Meagan.  “What?” she asked.  “I had to sneeze, is sneezing a crime?”

“Yes,” everyone automatically replied.

Meagan glared.  “What class do we have next?”

“Well,” Zebbidiah started, “Christy was just thinking of what…”

“Christy can think?” another girl asked.  “I’ve known monkey’s smarter than Christy.  I’m smarter than Christy.” 

“Meolamelonhazelnutcoffeemonkeyschneebly, I’m smarter than him too!” exclaimed a very overexcited Meagan.  Now, since we all know that Meolamelonhazelnutcoffeemonkeyschneebly is quite a mouthful (where did that word come from?  I never use words like that except for when I’m trying to impress adults) to use at once, we will just call her Monkey for short.  But if we were to break up her name it would be… Meola-melon-hazelnut-coffee-monkey-schneebly.  Monkey has brown hair and glasses, kind of like Meagan.  Back to the topic at hand.

“People, can we please all shut up and can someone tell me what class we have next?”

“Family life.  We are staring chapter eight,” said a random stranger walking down the hall.

There was a moment of silence before it registered in their heads what chapter eight was about.  After that very peaceful time of contemplating their conscience… “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”  As you all do not know, family life chapter eight is the sickest thing you will ever encounter in your tiny space of life provided on earth. 

Meagan, Monkey, and Leona ran into a random classroom screaming their heads off, while Zebbidiah, DeeDee, and Christy ran off into the Boys’ Bathroom.  Little did they know of the extremely horrific (and to the girls who had run off screaming into a classroom) very funny and fortunate things that were going to happen to the three boys.  In the Boys’ Room.

A/N First chapter is up!  Just so you know this chapter is written by the one and only Meagan!  (This is your cue for applause.) 

Anyway, the whole coughing thing is an inside joke at my school so just pay no attention to it (though you are welcome to pay me money). 

The names Meagan, Leona, Meolamelonhazelnutcoffemonkeyschnebly, Monkey, Zebbidiah, DeeDee, and Christy are NOT the real names of the people who this story is based on (does that even make any sense?). 

If this makes no sense, then what I mean is that the names are not real but the characters are (hiding names to protect privacy rights.  Wow, did I really just say something that sounded professional?)

For a better description of us (Leona, Monkey, and Meagan) go to our bio.  Here’s a description of the others:

Christy: Boy, short blondish hair, face slightly resembles that of a turtle (minus all the green).  He has pale skin, and is a know-it-all.

DeeDee: Boy, sort of tan skin, glasses, kind of Italian looking, short dark brown/black hair.

Zebbidiah: Boy, very, very short, dark brown hair, kind of pale skin, annoying. 

Random Stranger Walking Down the Hall: Whatever you want them to look like.

Sorry if the descriptions aren’t very good, I haven’t seen these people in like, a week (yes, they are real.  Well, not the names).

Pronunciation of meolamelonhazelnutcoffeemonkeyschneebly is: Mee-o-la-mel-on-haze-le (as in little)-nut-coff-ee-monk-ey-sh-nee-bl-ee.  We’ll get the next chapter up as soon as we can!