Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search Login Register Extras
Poetry » Humor » Do nudists eat noodles? font: B s : A A A . width: full 3/4 1/2
Author: tpaca
Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Reviews: 4 - Published: 04-07-04 - Updated: 04-07-04 - id:1573855
Wrote this at a party. I was clean, everyone else was high. Go figure. These are quotes that
stick out in my mind, words of wisdom spoken by people that don't know which way is up.

Do nudists eat noodles?
Do pandas fuck poodles?
Does a lost ship ever, come out of the sea?
If I had a mouth, I'd have figured it out.
Hey bastard, come hit on me!

Have you ever dined, when your filled up with wine?
Does 10 apples equal 12 peas?
My stuffie is dead, and I'll rip off your head!
I like pickles and cream.

Hair clips smell so good,
trapped under a hood.
What happened to Luke's old saber!?
I like to have read.
There is a free bed!
Fucking your self, make there be nice weather!

Have you ever boogied
with a ship's old woodie?
It's your world bitch, what's holding you back?
I don't mean to whine
you have wonderful eyes,
I want to go hide in a hatch!

I feel up and witty,
I watched a small kitty,
be torn apart a bat!
I smell the pink balloon,
Does the Titanic sink soon?
How do you feel about that?

How do you feel about that?????????

How do you feel about that!?

**laugh track**

Wow. I need to stop going to these parties, they bug me. I never get high, or drunk, so I can
laugh at people who do. Sadly on this rock, I can laugh at every one.



Return to Top