Fork in the middle of the ocean

Fork,

Why did you wander so far?

When I needed you, you let me down.

How am I supposed to eat my dinner now?

I suppose I shouldn't have been...

eating over the side of the boat...

But now you're gone.

I can't fork my food with my blunt fingers!

You washed away in the ocean...

So far away...Fork. Why?

WHY? :::cries:::

Now you're gone forever!!

At least you were plastic...

You shall never sink to the depths below.

But what if...What if a fish chokes on you?

You horrible little plastic.

I hope you die.