T'was the night before Christmas When all through the school Not a student was moving Not even to spew

The books were all lined in the lockers with care In hope that a saviour soon would be there The teachers were quiet for once in their lives My God, at last, I won't forget this night

And the principal in his office, and I at my desk Were falling asleep from the poisonous gas When out in the yard there became such a noise That I sprang from my desk and I tripped on some toys

Away to the door, I ran so fast I made it outside, but had missed the crash The moon had lit up the snow on the ground And made it easier for me to have a quick look around

When my eyes saw, could they lie? It was a humongous sleigh and 8 lively guys! With a lovely girl driver, so lucky and fast I knew in a sec it was my last chance to attack

More quicker than quick, more faster than fast I had taken too long and had missed my chance

On Dale, on Pauly On Adam and Coffee On Jarrod and Brian On Steven and Ryan To the top of the school to the top of the mall Quickly now, quickly now, run away all

As soon as I realized I would never see them again I entered the school and I started a plan I had to trick the girl with the sleigh So that I could see those boys all day

And then in a flash I heard at the door The screaming and yelling of each little boy As I lifted my head and turned on the light There the girl was running into the night

She was wearing tacky clothes, and shoes to match I pitied the girl and gave her a patch As smoking could be her only reason for that choice I brought her to guidance and left with the boys

Their eyes, how they sparkled, their dimples, quite amazing Their noses so cute, at their lips I was gazing Their cute little faces I could look at all day But the enemy was coming, and I had to be on my way

As I ran for the sleigh, I fell quite a bit That one boy carried me, oh what a trip When the enemy caught up he separated us all Damn, too bad, cause I was being carried by Paul

The enemy then carried me, oh what a drag That I kicked and I screamed oh man what a day When he set me down, I just laughed and laughed For you see he set me down in the worst class, math class

They punched him and kicked him, I was having such fun That I almost forgot, I had to run As I left the room I ran into Ryan Could I save him? I sure was trying

We ran for the sleigh, had my dream come true? Just me and Ryan, what else is new? As we got closer and closer, we were shocked and amazed The sleigh was gone and Ryan became dazed

I left without him, and ran for the mall When I looked back, he had gotten quite tall!! It seems he was turning into a giant I stood there astounded, my eyes, were they lyin?

Next thing I knew I was going up a big building Oh man did this hurt, my head hit every ceiling The looks that I got, gave me quite a scare I hope this is a dream, or at least a nightmare

At last I've been saved by, could it be? It was Dale Oh well, at least I know that he won't fail He put me on the sleigh, and flew into the night But somehow or other, I knew it wasn't quite right

When we got higher and higher he pushed me out If I didn't before, now I sure have my doubts I awoke quite startled and put up a fight This Christmas Eve's dream had changed my life

Never again will I sleep Anytime right after I eat!