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To: my dear big sister Shining and all of you out there who like TLODAE and MBG.

I STEPPED ON A DUCK!
Fanfiction of my own stories, TLODAE and MBG.
By: Annie Chen (me!)

Anna, Tiffany, and Julia died in a car accident. Because they were good people, they deserved to go to the heaven in the afterlife.

[At the great entrance to the heaven]

Security Guard: Before you three girls enter the gate and enjoy life in heaven, I would like to warn you that there are a bunch of ducks living in this area. Do not step on them, or you will be paired up with an extremely ugly guy for the rest of your afterlife.

Anna: What did you say?

Julia: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Tiffany: Just open the d*mn gate, man!

So, the three girls entered the gate of heaven, thinking they were going to live happily ever after. One week later, Tiffany and Julia were sitting on a bench chatting when they saw Anna being accompanied by a very ugly blond guy.

Julia: Oh my god! Anna!

Tiffany: Yeah, what happened to you, Anna?

Chris, the ugly blond guy: (sweat drop) Well...um...

Anna: (sulking) I stepped on a duck!!!

[Another week past by...]

One day, Anna and Julia were sitting on a bench chatting when they saw Tiffany being accompanied by an extremely ugly brunet.

Julia: Jesus Christ! What happened to you?

Anna: Tiffany? With Eric???

Eric:...

Tiffany: (VERY pissed) I STEPPED ON A DUCK!!!!!!

[A week after that...]

One day, Anna and Tiffany were sitting on a bench chatting when they saw Julia being accompanied by a super hot brown haired Asian pretty guy.

Julia and Anna: JULIA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???

Beitiouwuen (the handsome guy): Humph! I stepped on a duck!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Owari (End)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~