Ode to Shattered Reason
Prologue

My hover craft is full of eels and Spam Spam spammity Spam so says the random soul sucking monkeys of flying doom and as they only tell false lies of the truth then it must be so

Prologue- part the 2nd

Hello and welcome to the world of the strange
To the mind[s] of the eccentric[s] and those quite deranged
Where everything tastes yellow and sometimes like red
And the people all hear the words left unsaid

So come in please enter and return to us soon
As I transport you now to the mind of loon

Ode to shattered reason

The morning sun comes up in the night
As all the elephant's hippos and rhinos take flight
As the dogs all climb trees to get away from the cats
And the owls go bump cause they're blind a 3 bats

I sit upside down from my perch in the tree
And remain Unaffected by all that I see
For now it's my duty to turn reason to rubble
And im eager and to stir up more trouble

I watch all the sheep jump[ing] or the moon
And land in the fluffy-pink snow drifts of June
[&] I laugh with delight as the cows start to sing
Of fruitcakes and mooses and cool shiny things

Ah chaos sweet chaos how I love the inane
For you see I my self am quite truly insane
So as the pigs do karate I just sit and observe
While chiwawas on cycles come round the curb

I look to my up and look to my down
Before crossing an apple [that falls] falling up from the ground
I nod, in my passing to the rats on mopeds
While a flock of rouge penguins fly over my head

As I look all around at the insanity
I give props to my self and grin crazily
So I head [off] into the sunset and promptly get burned
'Cause the suns hot ya know but, I'll never learn

Epilogue

As this world of psychosis runs trough my mind
I dwell in a place of an [way] quite different kind
Surrounded by padding in a room oh so white
With my arms bound around me ever so tight

In my new hug-me jacket oh so pretty and fine
I think in my head YOU CAN'T HAVE IT IT'S MINE

Okay now good bye, shoo, GO AWAY
always and forever more in insanity I'll stay