Mum I don't think,
That this is edible,
But something here is incredible!
Watch this vegetable,
I swear it moves,
It's eating all the other food!
Soon the condiments will join in,
The pepper will dance
The salt will sing!
The knives and forks
Will make the music,
The table and chairs
Are immune to it,
The napkins spin
They fly in the sky,
Honest mum,
No word of a lie!

I got the idea about this from a Simpsons episode my brothers kept going on about! Lisa says 'mum my carrot's eating my potato' or something and that gave me the idea - hoped you like it :D Please R & R! (And remember this is only my 2nd poem on here! (The first being 'Learn') So be nice! :P) Thanx :D