Yesterday a man came to me
He told me of a paradise
A paradise where there was no pain
And you just lie on a bed all day
A bed off silk
No worries, no pain, no tears
I asked him where can I find this paradise
He told me I can find it with a gun
I asked him is that my only ticket
He gave me other options
Each one sounded more satisfying
I choose the noose
He set it up for me
He told me what to do
Before I leapt to paradise,
He asked,
What color silk bed?
Red, I answered
I was then in paradise.