Passing A Drug Test-

DISCLAIMER- The most effective way to pass a drug test is not to use drugs at all, and should be kept in mind. Cheating to pass a drug test is against the law in the United States and can be considered a FELONY in some parts of the country. If you chose to take the following steps to pass a drug test please make sure that you do so at your own risk, and know that you have to take all legal responsibility. This essay is for informational purposes only, and my rights to publish this are protected under Constitutional Amendment 1.

In the worst-case scenario you'll have to give a hair sample. For those who don't know, your hair holds everything. Therefore, before doing ANY type of drug you should cut a sample of your hair out. This way your hair will be clean. Hopefully you will then be able to switch the pre-cut sample with the sample taken just recently.
Urine tests are much easier to disguise. If you know when you'll be given a drug test, stop doing drugs AT LEAST 48 hours before hand. The best common way to pass a urine test is to dilute your urine. Drink a lot of non- alcoholic, non-caffeine beverages, to wash out your system. Your urine may take on a clear color, which could possibly lead to automatic failure of the test. You should take vitamin B, which will add a yellow color to your pee.
You should drink a lot of iced tea, herbal tea and cranberry juice. These beverages make you urinate often. Cranberry juice is probably the cheapest one to use. Coffee, beer and soda work too, but they have caffeine and alcohol, therefore shouldn't be used.
If you smoke pot make sure that you exercise often. If possible join a gym or some sort of physical activity. The THC in marijuana gets trapped in fat cells, which could possibly lead to a failed drug test, which is what we're trying to avoid in this case.
Vinegar can also help in passing a urine test. Although it cannot mask drugs, vinegar can lower the PH level in urine. Amphetamines are excreted up to 3x as fast when acidified. Vinegar, being a mild acid, helps this process.
When desperate you can switch your urine with someone else's clean urine, as long as you have enough time. If you're really in need get your dog to pee in a cup and use his/her pee in place of your own. Substitute urine can be ordered over the internet, although this technique won't work if it arrives late.