Last Night By: LeRoy Gregory (an alter-ego)

Countin’ down the minutes ‘til quittin’ time

It’s finally Friday again

I’m headed on down to the local bar

To have a drink with some of my friends

After 5 or 6 strong rounds, my speech starts to slur

By the time I wake up on Monday mornin’

My weekend was a blur.

It’s 1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila ¡MAS!

 Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan

And hope we don’t get lost

Jack D, Jim B, and some jagermeister

 I’m feelin’ a’ight

But, how can I be so thirsty this mornin’

When I drank so much last night.

My head feels like a cinderblock

I don’t wanna move from this spot

And if that alarm doesn’t stop

I’m breakin’ the fuckin’ alarm clock

Draggin’ my ass through another long week

Prayin’ it will end

‘Cause when I get off on Friday

I’m gonna do it all over again

It’s 1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila ¡MAS!

 Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan

And hope we don’t get lost

Jack D, Jim B, and some jagermeister

 I’m feelin’ a’ight

But, how can I be so thirsty this mornin’

When I drank so much last night

How can I be so thirsty this mornin’

When I drank so much last night.