The Squirrelly Horde

Squirrels right and squirrels left
Squirrelly might and squirrelly theft
The squirrels come for your soul
The squirrels come for your bowl
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll

Hand it over, hand it over
Hand it over you stupid lousy humans
Squirrels, Georgian Squirrels of much fame
Are mighty and wisely feared
Squirrels, Georgian Squirrels play no game
Where riches are concerned
Hand over your wallets, your gold, your jewels
Your pet kitties and your goats you fools
Hand it all over, it all belongs to the Squirrels

Squirrels know no pity, and they know no remorse
They’ll eat you if you’re witty or if you’re a horse
The squirrels serve the Great Khan of the Urals
The squirrels paint really goofy-looking murals
But who cares about that, just friggin’

Hand it over, hand it over
Hand it over you stupid lousy humans
Squirrels, Georgian Squirrels of much fame
Are mighty and wisely feared
Squirrels, Georgian Squirrels play no game
Where riches are concerned
Hand over your wallets, your gold, your jewels
Your pet kitties and your goats you fools
Hand it all over, it all belongs to the Squirrels

The squirrels, they are mighty
The squirrels, they are cruel
Once eaters of nuts and berries
They now use humans for fuel
For their glorious bodies
Tiny invincible killing machines

Hand it over, hand it over
Hand it over you stupid lousy humans
Squirrels, Georgian Squirrels of much fame
Are mighty and wisely feared
Squirrels, Georgian Squirrels play no game
Where riches are concerned
Hand over your wallets, your gold, your jewels
Your pet kitties and your goats you fools
Hand it all over, it all belongs to the Squirrels