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The eight Members of the QUEST returned home after defeating the
reincarnated Evil Toast, but now they had other worries on their minds
besides evil breakfast foods.
"How will I ever get all this stuff done?" yelled Chrissie the Thief,
"I have to write five essays about tofu for English in Shakespearian
language!"
"Now who was it that liked to write essays and to talk in
Shakespearian language again.?" pondered Brian the Ponderer, "Oh yea, the
Evil Murderous breakfast foods that can only be defeated by umbrellas of
DOOM!"
"Crud from flying horseshoes!" screamed Kris the Sorceress, "Your not
thinking of resurrecting the Evil Toast in order to do an essay on tofu."
"Um no." responded Chrissie in a very innocent voice. She then walked
over into a corner to consult with the little green men in her brain about
what Kris had said, "Wahahaha! My precious. I mean, we require the help of
the murderous toast, oh evil freaky little men who inhabit my brain."
Maria the Craftsperson, Allie the Hunted, Kat the Warrior and Halley
the Fool walked in and suddenly stopped at the sight of Chrissie talking to
herself about tofu.
"What's she doing?" asked Halley.
"Ignore her," responded Brian, "She's having hysterical moments
because she needs to write five essays in Shakespearian language about
tofu.
"Don't we know someone who likes to write essays and talk in
Shakespearian language?" Allie asked Maria who shrugged.
"So, what's our next quest?" questioned Maria, "Because I have one.
We must travel the world to search for innocent eyeballs in danger! Someone
could get poked in the eye someday, and we have to be there!!!"
The group stared at her for a really long time to freak her out, but
since Maria had a weird obsession with eyeballs all she did was walk up to
the and inspect their eyes like a bizarre art critic. Then she began to
talk like Simon on American Idol. This went on for five more hours, and
then Molly the Pirate suddenly burst though the window, screaming like an
ape on drugs.
When she settled down, Molly reported to them about why she was
there. "Oy there! I mean, just spotted evil murderous FRENCH toast off the
starboard side, I mean, right side of town."
The QUEST gasped to create an exciting atmosphere, and then ran out
the door to hunt for the evil murderous FRENCH toast.
"I always knew the French were up to something," Commented Kat, "Just
keep your eyes out for large egg covered pieces of bread who have really
curly fake mustaches and large pointy goatees.
The QUEST members journeyed all over the United States looking for
the Evil Murderous French Toast. Then it hit them. The French toast would
be in FRANCE! So, they journeyed all over France, but couldn't find the
Toast anywhere. So, concluding that the toast had met, a nasty, smelly,
cheese-related end, the group journeyed to Mexico for Kris' cousin's
fiesta. The Quest took the plane to Mexico. When they arrived Kris
commented, "I don't recall having a cousin who lived in Mexico. *Gasp* He
must be imaginary! I'll name him Taco and I'll love him forever!"
Kris was right though-she didn't have a cousin in Mexico-for it was
the evil toast (who had grown their curly mustaches in to manly Mexican
mustaches) who met them instead. Katherine, Maria and Kris were the first
to step forward, for they were the only ones who took French at COW High.
"-jour.?" Kat questioned
"Um yea, tu a un bon nez. La porte est tres .Le fromage voit
le pomme de terre.O_O" Kris tried her luck with reasoning with the toast.
But they just stared and looked fiendliesh, holding up a potato and a hunk
of large smelly cheese.
Maria tried her luck, "Tu a un pizza.!" But it still didn't seem to
work.
"Okay! Declared Halley the Fool, "If we can't defeat them with our
wonderful.I French, them we must use our burumas of DOOM!"
"Yes!" responded Allie, as suffocated herself by putting the burumas
on her head. All the Quest members followed her example and put their
burumas on their heads and danced around doing the buruma dance of DOOM!
Finally, when the Quest members all ran out of air and they passed out.
Meanwhile, the toast stared on as the Quest members did their evil buruma dance of DOOM! Then, after five seconds of dancing, the Toast started eating toilet plungers to choke themselves to death. "I can't go on any longer!" The leader French Toast yelled, "Too many many Burumas!!!" And with that, the Toast killed themselves with plungers and disappeared...
The IS it.