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Author: T0rtur3d Arti5t
Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Reviews: 7 - Published: 05-06-04 - Updated: 05-06-04 - id:1601276
It took a bit of explaining to Reece and Chris to explain what had happened. At the end we all had a good joke about it, even me.

"Well, enough laughs," announced Chris, "lets put all this food away and go shopping!"

Twenty minutes later we were walking down the Queen Street Mall, ready and eager to go shopping. We were just about to turn into a shop when Chris posed a question. "I just realised, if we wanted to get a new look, we can't shop in the places we usually do, we'll be recognised!"

"True, true," murmured Reece, "I know! Where would you least like to shop for clothes?"

"City Beach."

"And for me, Supre."

"Are you guys NUTS? I LOVE to shop there! You guys are WEIRD!!!!"

"No need to shout Alex, we're right here."

"And it's not our fault that we like classy over sluttly"

"TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!"

"Okay, okay, soooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyy. Anyway, where would you least like to shop?"

"Probably, I dunno, David Jones."

Now it was my turn for a walloping.

"That's where all the best clothes are!"

"You'd prefer to go shopping at Supre than at David Jones?!"

"Well, I'd prefer to look nice and attract guys than pay for something at an over-inflated price when you compare it to Myers," I retorted, "but that's just me," I added hastily seeing the looks on their faces.

We continued arguing until Chris brought us abruptly back to earth.

"SHUT UP!!!!!! You do realise that the reason we're going shopping is to hide from mad nutters who are trying to kill us, right?!"

"Oh, um, yeah," muttered Reece and I in unison, "Sorry."

"Okay, I'll go to City Beach, Reece, you go to Supre and Alex, you go to David Jones."

We were just about to move off when I spotted a problem.

"You guys, we can't go by ourselves, we'll just end up picking what we like, and the whole point of this is too look different! We'll all go to City Beach first and pick out your clothes Chris."

"Works for me."

"And me."

"Well, lets go!"

We arrived at City Beach and as luck would have it, there was a sale on! I made a beeline straight to the boob tubes and picked out one that'd suit Chris perfectly! It was pink, brown and white with white Hawaiian flowers and 'Billabong' written on it in green. Perfect! Next I found the skirt rack and selected and pink 'Subway Skirt'. For additions I grabbed a brown mini-shoulder bag with 'Billabong' written on it, a pink 'Roxy' wallet, a pair of 'Roxy Sunnyside' white thongs, a wooden bracelet, a 'Bambu' black bikini and finally some 'Hotdogger' black and white board shorts. I was very pleased, although Chris wasn't.

"You expect me to wear, this?" asked Chris incredulously.

"Yes, yes, of course!" I said as I pushed her into the changing room.



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