Rumors
You'd never believe the rumor that I heard
Going round the school.
Not that you should, rumors are nasty things.
But this one's different, and oh so bizarre.
I heard it by the water fountain
On my way to class.
One boy whispered it to another.
Well, maybe I shouldn't tell you,
After all, it's just a rumor.
And rumors aren't to be believed.
But, I think you'd like this one.
Here it is, but you must promise
Not to tell a soul I told it to you.
Lean in closer and I'll whisper it into your ear.