Hello! I've removed this chapter because I'm hoping to majorly clean up my internet junk, and to maybe undergo major editing. I don't think anyone's reading anymore, so hopefully this message will be happily irrelevant and unread. If you are reading though, and want to check out the rest, let me know and we can sort something out.

Chapters etc. have been preserved so I can keep track of my reviews if I ever do get my arse in gear and edit the hell out of this dirty bitch.