If I were a dog
I'd get up in the morning
And bark and bark
Until my master wakes up
He would put me on a leash
And we'd go outside
And run all morning long
After that I'd run back inside
My master would give me dog food
I would eat it all up
Until I was full
Then I would lie on a rug
And nap for a while
That's what I would do
If I were a dog