Well you’re probably wondering what on Earth is this all about. It’s about the lives of my friends (and mine as well) all horribly distorted and twisted sickly. And how very fun it is!

LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO:

This is a parody, based EXTREMLY lose on peoples I know in real life with the only purpose of entertaining. So on no condition would these people do what happens in this story in reality. Now, please don’t hurt me!

The Cast:

Janet:

Is having a relationship with the following people: Fiona, Charlie, June and Doctor David. K. Scott. Is sleeping with Fiona because her sister Ashley has a gambling problem and Fiona owns the Casino.

June:

Is a member of the secret service. Is a leader of a "sacrificing-live-goats" cult.

Jamie:

Shares the leadership of the "sacrificing-live-goats" cult with June. Does Methylated sprites.

Kylie:

Needs a brain transplant owing to the fact the she has brain cancer. Has an "evil" twin Carly. Hit’s on Sally who has a rich father who gave her a 30 million-dollar trust fund so she can pay for the brain transplant operation.

Mary:

Is Charlie’s half-brother. Is a trany.

Carly:

Kylies "evil" twin-sister. Carly’s brain is needed to be chopped in half to save her sister, but being "evil" and all she refuses!

Fiona:

One of Charlie’s and Janet’s many lovers. Owns the Casino. Is Sally’s, Natalie’s and May’s Pimp. Courtney’s twin sister.

Courtney:

Is Charlie’s half-brother. Is also after Sally’s 30 million-dollar trust fund.

Margaret:

Is Fiona’s biatch. Has a "secret" crush on Natalie.

Ashley:

Has a gambling problem.

Charlie:

Is pregnant with twins! One of them is Janet’s; the other is Dr David. K. Scott’s. Is having a relationship with the following people: Fiona & Janet. Is sleeping with Courtney to keep Dr David. K. Scott’s drinking problem under wraps. Has slept with Dr David. K. Scott, twice, when he was drunk.

Doctor David. K. Scott:

Owns a privet doctor’s clinic. Has a drinking problem. Slept with Charlie, twice, when he was drunk. Is the father of one of Charlie’s twins.

Hamish:

Is a green Barrie officer. Has camera’s EVERYWHERE so he can see what people are doing & who people are doing ALL the time.

Coco:

Is Dr David. K. Scott’s nurse. Has an unnatural obsession with the Queen of England.

Sally:

Is a stripper and Fiona is her pimp. & A murderess. Has a rich father who gave her a 30 million-dollar trust fund which everyone (whether I mentioned it or not) wants it for themselves.

Natalie:

Is one of Fiona’s biatches Snorts crack.

Lavender:

Is an absolute saint. Constantly telling everyone how they "live in sin!" Volunteers for lots of charities, such as gamblers anonymous and alcoholics anonymous…

Now, any questions?