*sighs* And I had thought I had left this web site. But no, I have to look back at Admiral’s story about how he loves Mad King George the Second. So, basically, I’m back- but only for political commentary. Thanks for making me a liar, Admiral.

So, it’s getting close to voting time. And whoever we get, we’re very, very screwed. Here’s my candidate outline:

George Bush/Tweedleevil: Quite possibly the worst president this country has ever had. Not only has he wasted money, started wars, and lied to the public, but he tried to use 9/11 for his political gains. Plus, he’s a religious fanatic.

Ranking- 0/10

Word:

Anti-Christ

John Kerry/Tweedledumb: The biggest douche bag I’ve ever seen in my life. I’d rather be kicked in the groin than have this guy as President. He’s a poser liberal, and promises to do absolutely nothing for this country except to be a douche bag. And he wants to stay in Iraq. Not that we’re not welcome or anything…

Ranking- 0/10

Word(s):

Douche Bag

Ralph Nader: I’m amazed that someone like this is running. True, some of our beliefs are…similar, but he’s a fucking moron. I think he smokes a joint before every major activity, including rolling a joint. Besides, a vote for him is a vote for Bush.

Ranking- 0/10

Word

Fucking Stoner

And now for my own list of candidates:

Admiral: One of the few conservatives that I know of who actually uses his brain.  I wouldn’t vote for the guy, but if I had a choice between him and these human wastelands, I’d vote for him.

Ranking- 1/10

Hnmncommanderfortheright: No.

Ranking- 1/10

C Shot: Bush’s alter ego.

Ranking- 1/10

James Jago: Even though he’ll never be eligible, I would vote for him. Good sense of humor and uses his brain. The best non-eligible, non-running candidate I’ve seen.

Ranking- 8/10

The “Yatta!” lead singer guy (available Not only do they say

“Do we ever get a lucky feeling with our simple leafy nakedness!” but they say it in Japanese. What’s cooler than that?

Ranking- 10/10

Remember kids, only you can prevent stupidity on the Internet.

--- Z-Dub