dude! totally vote for the yatta dude. must agree with you about the rest of the candidates as well--especially about kerry after that hecka creepy dream i had about him. hehe. this should generate some waves...i hope, cuz it's kinda funny.

Only the great Lili would have dreams quite like that one about Kerry, I guess. Oh well. Thanks for the review (despite the fact I asked for it.)

"Remember kids, only you can prevent stupidity on the Internet." The irony is killing me on the inside... You might be right about Nader, though, considering his party's policies. ~He Who Walks On All Fours

Wow. You got my ironic point that this 'essay' was stupid. Congratulations!

Yeah, I have to say I'm disappointed by the selection too, but I think you were way off on describing the eligible running candidates. Some of the nominees you named sounded great though. The Yatta lead singer is clearly a minimalist. I bet he'd be able to get congressional spending under control.

Yes! Yatta Guy for '04! But seriously, Kerry is a fucking douche.

Just to clarify things, ZDub, please note the significant absence of the following: 1) You and I and a loaded pistol in the same room together. 2) Me holding said pistol to your head. 3) Me, under such circumstances, ordering you to return to the Essay Page. Don't blame me if you can't keep your opinions to yourself.

Thank god for #1 and 2...and I don't blame you, really. I just said so to be an ass. Hey, aren't you at least flattered that I'd vote for you over the others? And isn't it nice to have the comedic 'conservative vrs liberal-ish" tag-team back?

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