Gack! It's me again. You must be sick of me. Well, this is just a place where I can post random jokes and funny thoughts. ....................................

Why did the space shuttle Columbia burn up upon re-entry? I'll tell you. It bumped into Sputnik.

::ba-dum-pshhh::

Another Sputnik joke..

Why do you never see satellites in a picture of Earth taken from space? Sputnik shot them down.

The Last Sputnik Joke...

Why was sputnik really launched?

::view of sputnik from space:: ::view zooms out to see nuclear missle hanging from sputnik::

Laika the dog, from Sputnik 2, launched that missle long ago, but the shoddy Russian work took its toll on reentry.