Well, I got really tired of listening to crappy music. So now here's my sarcastic quasi-analysis of most types.

Classic Music: It's usually fairly good, however, it is very possible to screw it up. However, there's nothing like driving around in a Lexus SC 430 while listening to guitar versions of Beethoven, Bach, etc.

Classic Rock: Oh hell yes! I love this stuff. Creedence Clearwater Revival has some of the best music every made. Most of the '50's, 60's and 70's music is great. There are a up ones, but it's hard to find them.

Country: Always involves a) dog b)truck c)mother d)jail e)denim f)random unfocused patriotism, usually all combined. It generally sucks, but there are a few good songs.

Emo: Pretentious whiner music. It's utterly pointless. The singers whine about how their g/f dumped them, how they're losers, etc. Maybe if they didn't dress like total morons and stopped whining, they'd be happy.

Hip-Hop: A very creative field. However, performers consistently screw it up. Crazy Town is ok, but they're stale. Basically, it's 99% crap and 1% amazing.

Japanese Music: Oh my god! IT all rocks! Hakuna Matata in Japanese.I love it! Yatta is great, and Japanese metal rocks.

Jazz: I hate jazz. Yes, it is the most creative of the musical arts, but I hate it. Utterly. I'm sorry, but I just hate it. Sadly, KXJZ is my local NPR station, so I'm forced to listen occasionally.

Opera: It's ok. Mostly, though, I'd rather not hear it.

Punk Rock: While I admit to owning a few CD's, I don't listen to them.

Rap: "Yo yo, I'm up in the hood with my ho's" I've said enough. Most rap is pure shit. There are a few good songs. If you're an Eminem fan, I have my own section for you. "White People Rap"

Rock: No varied a field.

Techno: Techno is, without a doubt, the best field of music. Base techno is kind of dumb (Ok, it sucks), but I love techno. Juno Reactor is awesome, as well as Aphex Twin. Navras is, without a doubt, the BEST song ever made. It's good for fights (Matrix Revolutions), writing (my novel), screwing (according to my cousin and her significant other.I also agree). It's fucking beautiful.

White People Rap: Eminem just plain sucks. Sucks. He has flow, but he's a whiner, too, and he's mainstream. So screw you, Shady. Ken Kaniff is much better than you are. Hope you enjoy being topped by a gay white rapper.

So there you go- please tell me what I missed in reviews. Thanks.