A new thing I'm going to be doing, probably to be updated daily or so. It's going to be

a lot like "Random Mental Thoughts From My Head", only shorter, and I'll most likely

mess with this more. If you haven't read that yet, finish this, then go do so.

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When I get rich, I mean millions, I'm gonna hire midgets to stand around in my

front lawn all day, dressed as lawn gnomes. They'll have to stand completely

still, and can only move in front of small children, and drunks.

I can have them move closer bit by bit to my neighbors fence when they aren't looking,

They'll look outside every few hours, and go, "Am I going crazy, or are those lawn gnomes

getting closer?"

Yep. Midget lawn gnomes. An occasionally, I'm gonna randomly run one down

with my lawn mower.